How To Photograph A New Puppy!!!

[~*Belle 2003*~]

** Remove film from box and load camera

** Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash

** Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle

** Choose a suitable background for photo

** Mount camera on tripod and focus

** Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth

** Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera

** Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees

** Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand

** Get tissue and clean nose print from lens

** Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash

** Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose

** Put magazines back on coffee table

** Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head

** Replace your glasses and check camera for damage

** Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"

** Call spouse to clean up mess

** Fix a drink

** Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning

 

[olena]

LOL!

Awww....makes we want a puppy.

 

[one_cat]

A good reminder of why one_cat has cats and not dogs.

 

[iNTeNSeBLue98]

better luck tomorrow

 

[Ranatra]

Awwwww, you gotta love them!

 

[Dan Murphy]

LOL

 

[oddball27]

So cute!!

 

[Rajah]

LOL!! How true!!

 

[Lovely2CU]

Hee, hee, hee!

What is it they say about working with with kids and animals?

 

[helenabear]

LOL

 

[~*Belle 2003*~]

 

[Lovely2CU]

Ooo, what lovely little doglets.