Mickey's sunshine
<font color=darkgreen>Had a blast at MGM's Super S
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- May 23, 2000
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* Open the oven, shove hunks of Velveeta into the turkey while it cooks. Tell mom it adds the coolest flavor.
* Shoot olive pits at Granpa's glasses (just pinch them in your fingers and they FLY!!)
* Whenever someone at the table says a word beginning with the letter R, make a loud "BUZZ"ing noise.
* Bring along old recorded football games, pop them in the VCR when Dad's not looking.
* Suck your cranberry sauce loudly through a straw.
* Bring a date that only talks about her/his spouse at home.
* Hold your nose while you eat.
* Recite the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms.
* Mid-meal turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice, you were worried for nothing."
* Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table.
* Announce that you've got a new fear of choking.
* When you arrive, promise that your date won't be more than an hour late, he/she just has to wait for the warden to get together all the necessary release forms, and then they are free to go.
* Twitch a lot and nervously tell the person next to you, "THE SAFETY IS ON", while you hold your pocket.
*Remind your 12 year old brother/sister that you left those condoms they asked for in the closet upstairs.
*Announce that you would like to start a new family tradition, and proceed to take off your clothes at the dinner table.
*When it's your turn to state what you are thankful for, say "latex sheets and crisco".
*As the family is being seated, shout, "Oh my Gawd, I forgot to show you all my genitalia piercing I got on Halloween!!"
*During dinner, ask your brother if his mistress solved that little "dead rabbit" problem.
*Promise that the winner of the "wishbone tug" gets to sleep with your date. (sex/age unimportant)
* Shoot olive pits at Granpa's glasses (just pinch them in your fingers and they FLY!!)
* Whenever someone at the table says a word beginning with the letter R, make a loud "BUZZ"ing noise.
* Bring along old recorded football games, pop them in the VCR when Dad's not looking.
* Suck your cranberry sauce loudly through a straw.
* Bring a date that only talks about her/his spouse at home.
* Hold your nose while you eat.
* Recite the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms.
* Mid-meal turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice, you were worried for nothing."
* Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table.
* Announce that you've got a new fear of choking.
* When you arrive, promise that your date won't be more than an hour late, he/she just has to wait for the warden to get together all the necessary release forms, and then they are free to go.
* Twitch a lot and nervously tell the person next to you, "THE SAFETY IS ON", while you hold your pocket.
*Remind your 12 year old brother/sister that you left those condoms they asked for in the closet upstairs.
*Announce that you would like to start a new family tradition, and proceed to take off your clothes at the dinner table.
*When it's your turn to state what you are thankful for, say "latex sheets and crisco".
*As the family is being seated, shout, "Oh my Gawd, I forgot to show you all my genitalia piercing I got on Halloween!!"
*During dinner, ask your brother if his mistress solved that little "dead rabbit" problem.
*Promise that the winner of the "wishbone tug" gets to sleep with your date. (sex/age unimportant)
