50 Days To Pack Your Luggage
(to the tune of Paul Simon's 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover)
"Will that fit inside the overhead?" he says to me,
"Your suitcase looks as though you're packing it for three."
I said "Pack your own, don't you worry about me..
There's just 50 days to pack your luggage."
He said "It's really not my habit to intrude,
But I don't think that case will close unless it's glued."
I said "If I repeat myself you know I might get rude,
There's just 50 days to pack your luggage."
50 days to pack your luggage.
Don't throw out your back, Jack.
Put the yellow tags on, Ron.
3 ounces or less, Jess,
Now in line for DME
Hope on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Drop me off at Pop C, Lee
We'll all be at Disney!
