How many DISers does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently and call the OP a bad parent.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs and having children 4 of them do not have children or lightbulbs
8 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
9 to flame the spell checkers and say that only people who have children may respond
8 to correct spelling/grammar flames and say they let their 2 year old play with broken light bulbs
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
5 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
6 to email the Mods complaining that they are in violation of their "DISboards.com Guidelines"
3 to post that DIS is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group and leave it off DIS
4 to demand that all responses about changing lightbulbs be stopped
5 to defend the posting to DIS saying that they use light bulbs in all Disney parks and resorts and therefore the posts *are* relevant on DIS
7 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is prefered at WDW, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are use at all Disney parks and resorts
8 to post URL's where one can see examples of different Mickey shaped light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
5 to ask if anyone knows where they can find lightbulbs in the shape of another Disney character
2 to tell the previous 5 to do a 'Google' search
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to Walt Disney World which makes light bulbs relevant to DIS
5 to quote all posts in their entirety and add "Me too" or
10 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy and demand the DIS Mods give everyone infractions
2 to think about canceling their next vacation over the threat of impropper lighting at WDW and blame POP Warner or People who use scooters
6 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three" or
4 to suggest that DIS create a light bulb only section.
1 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "When I was at WDW in 1981...."
9 to tell everyone how mean some DISers are and relate this post to a post from 2 years ago that went bad and after much therapy they still havent gotten over it.
2 Mods to threaten to close the thread and give points (not the good kind)
1 person earning their ears to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again...
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently and call the OP a bad parent.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs and having children 4 of them do not have children or lightbulbs
8 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
9 to flame the spell checkers and say that only people who have children may respond
8 to correct spelling/grammar flames and say they let their 2 year old play with broken light bulbs
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
5 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
6 to email the Mods complaining that they are in violation of their "DISboards.com Guidelines"
3 to post that DIS is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group and leave it off DIS
4 to demand that all responses about changing lightbulbs be stopped
5 to defend the posting to DIS saying that they use light bulbs in all Disney parks and resorts and therefore the posts *are* relevant on DIS
7 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is prefered at WDW, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are use at all Disney parks and resorts
8 to post URL's where one can see examples of different Mickey shaped light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
5 to ask if anyone knows where they can find lightbulbs in the shape of another Disney character
2 to tell the previous 5 to do a 'Google' search
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to Walt Disney World which makes light bulbs relevant to DIS
5 to quote all posts in their entirety and add "Me too" or
10 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy and demand the DIS Mods give everyone infractions
2 to think about canceling their next vacation over the threat of impropper lighting at WDW and blame POP Warner or People who use scooters
6 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three" or
4 to suggest that DIS create a light bulb only section.
1 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "When I was at WDW in 1981...."
9 to tell everyone how mean some DISers are and relate this post to a post from 2 years ago that went bad and after much therapy they still havent gotten over it.
2 Mods to threaten to close the thread and give points (not the good kind)
1 person earning their ears to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again...
Love it!
