princess jackson
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DD says to me last night, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO BE WHEN I AM OLDER" i says to her no, she replies to me "I AM GOING TO BE A ROCK STAR"
So i say to her "WELL ARE YOU GOING TO BUY MUMMY AND DADDY A NEW HOUSE"
"NO MUMMY I WILL BUY YOU SOME CURTAINS FOR THE CONVERSATORY"
Well it took me a while to stop laughing
bless her the last one was she was going to be an artist and i asked her if she was going to make lots of money, her reply was no drawings.
Thought i would share
and opening a chain of pubs that are all called a colour plus an animal - eg: The Green Monkey, The Purple Parrot, The Orange Frog... I can't remember any other examples - TBH the list went on a bit... 



I hope she's realised now what a terrifying prospect it would be to sleep with Paul Daniels every night