DMickey28
<font color=blue>DIS Veteran<br>Comes from a very
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This week I started a new job. There are five of us that started a new department together. The office is a very large office, 7 floors in the middle of the city. Probally close to 1000 people.
The five of us are the newbies, no one knows us. Great time for being everything you always wanted to be at work...
We spent the day on Monday learning our way around the building and getting to know the company. There are three guys and two girls. I am the oldest, just by a few years. I am 25 years old.
We decided to eat lunch in the cafe downstairs. Actually a great selection and a grill that cooks what you want.
Being on this South Beach Diet sometimes I decided to go healthy. Made a salad with mushrooms, light cheese and cottage cheese. I put low fat vingerret dressing on it. The five of us eat together with our boss.
One of the new guys, who is married, is looking at me funny across the table. Keeps glancing at me...
Keeping to myself, thinking he is wierd, I continue to eat my lunch. It was good.
After lunch I can back up to my desk and start to work on some self study stuff. Cross my arms and feel somethign sticky... interesting. I look down, seeing nothing. Continue no my way... Somehting starts smelling like vinegar.... odd.
Agian that sticky feeling, so I go to the rest room, look in the mirror.. there is now a large purple spot just under my breast! What the heck....
Now it is coming back to me, my water bottle fell over on the tray and sort of rolled over the salad then I stopped it with my body from rolling off the tray.... hmmmm... that's what that smell was.
So my first impression on people I met after lunch was with a large purple spot over the lower center of my breast... oh and i have a blue shirt on!
Just found some brown sugar on my pants on my left hip. How in the world did that get there and why do people let me out of the house!
It can only get better!
The five of us are the newbies, no one knows us. Great time for being everything you always wanted to be at work...
We spent the day on Monday learning our way around the building and getting to know the company. There are three guys and two girls. I am the oldest, just by a few years. I am 25 years old.
We decided to eat lunch in the cafe downstairs. Actually a great selection and a grill that cooks what you want.
Being on this South Beach Diet sometimes I decided to go healthy. Made a salad with mushrooms, light cheese and cottage cheese. I put low fat vingerret dressing on it. The five of us eat together with our boss.
One of the new guys, who is married, is looking at me funny across the table. Keeps glancing at me...
Keeping to myself, thinking he is wierd, I continue to eat my lunch. It was good.
After lunch I can back up to my desk and start to work on some self study stuff. Cross my arms and feel somethign sticky... interesting. I look down, seeing nothing. Continue no my way... Somehting starts smelling like vinegar.... odd.
Agian that sticky feeling, so I go to the rest room, look in the mirror.. there is now a large purple spot just under my breast! What the heck....
Now it is coming back to me, my water bottle fell over on the tray and sort of rolled over the salad then I stopped it with my body from rolling off the tray.... hmmmm... that's what that smell was.
So my first impression on people I met after lunch was with a large purple spot over the lower center of my breast... oh and i have a blue shirt on!
Just found some brown sugar on my pants on my left hip. How in the world did that get there and why do people let me out of the house!
It can only get better!
