A little off the topic here but I'm chuckling and had to share...
When I was engaged my DH mentioned that he would love some "real" lemonade! Wanting him to know how wonderful my domestic skills were I ran straight over to our neighbors house and asked if I could pick some lemons from their tree. You can't get any fresher than that I figured. I ran home, squeezed all the lemons, added water and put it in a fancy pitcher.
I still lived at home at the time so I called DH and my mom both out to the kitchen and gave them each a nice glass of fresh lemonade over ice. They both took a big drink at the same time. You should have seen their faces!!! Oooops, no one said I was supposed to add sugar!!!
DH still married me and we've been together for 23 years!
And my mom gave me a magnet for the refrigerator at my bridal shower - "Recipe for boiling water!" Need I say more!