How about some corn today???

[Melora]

Ok I know these are corny.. but some of them did make me laugh



1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk..!

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What' s The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

20. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

21. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

 

[meandtheguys]

I needed a good laugh! YOu know those laughs you had when you were eight years old, and didn't care how funny it really was.

Michelle

 

[Stepharoonie!]

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Ringo became a gentleman farmer, but was having no success. His neighbor's animals were all strong and healthy, so he went and asked him the secret to his success.
'well, for chickens, you wanna plant some corn.' The farmer said.
'Right, a field of corn for chickens.' Ringo replied.
'And for horses, you wanna plant some corn.' The farmer said.
'Right, a field of corn for horses.' Ringo replied.
'And for cows, you wanna...'
'I know, I know,' Ringo butts in, 'I want a field of corn.'
'No,' replied the farmer, 'everyone knows it strawberry fields for heifers.'


Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot most of the time and produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him what? A super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

 

[wendyl]

May have to print this for my Mom. Very cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She loves corn

 

[stinkerbelle]

This one still makes me giggle.

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.


so deadpan...love it!

 

[meandtheguys]

When I taught (first grade) I would have them hooting with:

What do you call the last three hairs on a dogs tail?
Dog hair!

Well, they thought it was funny!

Michelle

 

[CindysGusGus]

when I saw the title of this post I thought we were all going to open up a can on Main St. USA and have a toast to the corn people (for all of you who remember that post) For those of you that dont, Im sorry...dont mean to confuse ya! Cute jokes though.

 

[tiggerwannabe]

This one's GOOD!

**These remind me of taking my GS Troop to WDW,
I video'd the trip and every time we had a few minutes,
it became comedy corner...it was cool...in line for the bus leaving AK,
waiting for the crowds to clear out of Fantasmic, and even on Discovery Island...
aaaahhhhh memories**

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want, he won't come to you anyway...


Three girls escapes from prison, a blonde, a brunette and a red head,
they find potato sacks and hide in them,
the sherrif's find the potato sacks and starts kicking them one by one,
the first one kicked is the brunette, she says meow!
so the sherrif's think it a sack of cats.
The second one kicked is the red head, she says woof!
so the sherrif's think it's a sack of dogs.
They kick the blonde,
she says "potato!"

 

[JetMom]

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?


He was looking for Pooh!