How about design for the WORST Disney Resort

[ChairborneRangr]

The AllStar Villans, where the cast members are all rude and surly, and the food looks and smells really gross.

Tha Appalachan, where the buildings are timbers with dirt floors and you have to use an outhouse out back.

The Midwest where there are only a few buildings spread far apart, and the food court has one meal... A "hot dish" with potatoe chips crumbled up on it, LOTS of jello, and the only drink is coffee.

 

[ajcolorado]

All Stars - Professional Wrestling. The buildings have names like "Cage Match", mats instead of carpet, every room has a folding chair. And the cast members wear capes, tight pants, and neon boots.

OR -

A resort with "Body Wars" for its theme.

 

[Texian@WDW]

A Showbiz Pizza Resort.

 

[ChairborneRangr]

ROTFL

Showbiz Pizza... that's great!

How about a resort based on submarine crew. One narrow bunk with all you rstuff having to fit under it, narrow passageways etc.

 

[barbeml]

"The Kennel Club" where you get assigned your own Sky Kennel and meals are placed outside your little cage twice a day, with a side of fresh water.

 

[gm]

How about a prison theme.

Say like "Alkatraz in the middle of seven seas lagoon".

When you check in you get "checkered" colored clothes and for room service a guard bring you "bread and water". And while sleeping you hear LOUD Alarms go off from people trying to escape.

The jail resort would be shaped like rapunzel's tower with bars on windows. As for resort amenities, there are classes for being the "pool" police in a deluxe resort to "how to catch a croc in Florida" with tours to the swamps.

Just a thought!! LOL

 

[Texian@WDW]

An abandoned delapidated Sanitarium. Ooh did you see The Haunting (or Hill House, I get them mixed up). That would be so scary. An electric shock room - oh I have to stop or I won't sleep.

 

[Val]

An "Its a Small World" resort----they put you on a boat with a bed and you go round and round the lagoon listening to small children singing "that song"!


Hey- no flames. its MY favorite ride (even if the family won't get on the boat with me anymore!)

 

[palmtreegirl]

A resort that highlights each decade in the last century in the tackiest ways possible.........Oh wait that's the Pop Century resort.

 

[Eeyore2003]

Val, that's hilarious, that's pure torture when you can't get that song out of your head!!!

 

[jaysue]

An offshore oil rig aka Norway in Epcot

You are placed on a platform with sea spray, cold air, cloudy weather all then time

The CM's are dressed like oil rig workers with work suits, large work boots and yellow helmets

For food, you all have to take an elevator to a central cafeteria

Good thread

Thanks
jaysue

 

[TreeOfLife]

I think the Pop Century already made this a reality...

 

[barbeml]

These are all SOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!

 

[erikthewise]

"Announcing Disney's Beach Slum Resort, capturing the casual ambience of a Florida beach town well past its prime. Authentic touches include buildings so close together a rat can travel from one end of the beach to the other without touching the ground, with eclectic and ill-conceived exterior styles, peeling paint, cracked concrete and exterior corridors, a compressed-sand beach with embedded beer cans and cigarette butts, and permanently-attached beach towels hanging from each balcony. Opening September 2006."

 

[ChairborneRangr]

How about one based on the tuberculosis sanitariums of the past here in Colorado.

You could have small hexagonal huts with "no heat" crammed close together. To simulate that in Florida, you'd have to have the AC cranked down to the 40's and 50's and a dehumidifier to make the air dry as a bone.

Food would be pitiful and deivered on your doorstep once a day, whether you are there or not.

 

[>>^..^<<]

I think they should add Lions and Cheetahs to the Savanna at AKL and take out the fences.

Thats one way to deal with those pesky pool hoppers and lifetime-refill-mug-people.

>>^..^<<

 

[DrTomorrow]

Three words:

Black Plague Inn

 

[ChairborneRangr]

Spanish Inquisition theme?

 

[Mortlives]

Boarding School theme - guests have to wear uniforms, and have curfews, and bunk in large dorms with others of their gender.

Ciao,
Mort.

 

[AspiringCindy]

How about a Harry Potter-esque Hotel? When you check into the lobby, a hat sniffs you and tells you which building to go to!