Houston, We Have A Secret: A TX Vacation With A WDW Surprise ...aaand Done! Page 43

Great TR Barry. Only visited Texas once and it was Austin. It can get hot and this is from a Floridian. The BBQ was fantastic. Hope you got your fill.
We actually only had BBQ the last day we were there. It was pretty good, though.
My only question is where are the cheese balls? I am still waiting for them to enter the picture.
Cheese balls are for driving. We flew this trip. Our June/July trip will be a drive, so look for them then!

LOVE this picture of brother and sister. :love:
Thanks!

Here's the deal - we can get the car/table thing when I can put this in the front yard:
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I hate when that happens.
Every fall, about a week before school started I would start having those dreams about not knowing my class schedule or where I was going, etc. For as long as I could remember all the way though college. What a relief it was that first fall after I graduated to get a peaceful night's sleep!

How did I miss that?
Hard to say. Were you not looking up?:confused3
And That?
You must have been too busy looking for the street sign. :rotfl2:

I had the pleasure of eating at Chuy's in San Antonio courtesy of Camille(millie12591)
What did you think of it? Oddly enough, they have some of the best kid's chicken strips I've ever tasted (Madison likes to share her food).


Another funky Houston building:
What a small world!!! My DH works in this building..:lmao:
Tell him thanks for me. We used his funky building as a landmark to tell us when we were getting close to Hermann Park!

I have tried really hard to let you have your memories for these TR but sometimes I think you just make it up.

He was 8.
Maybe he had a birthday since then, making him 9. I might still be right!

Who is this "we" you are talking about? You were the only one that had ever been to Houston before. I was the one that did the research on Houston.
I was 16. I didn't do any of the planning then, either.

Again, I was the one that did the research.
:hug:
It did take some convincing to get you in the store. The kids screamed at you from the door that you could get tickets in the store but you did not leave the line. I then had to come and get you.
Sorry, never heard them. :confused3

This is just making stuff up. Of course you soaked us on purpose. You giggled like a school girl as it was happening and BEFORE it happened I told you not to get close to the fountain. Madison was more than upset if she could have swam the lake she would have to get on dry land.
Now who's making stuff up? I was not giggling like a school girl. I was cackling with delight. There's a difference.
 
I was starting to think that maybe you were going to actually try to write a TR without puns. I know, what was I thinking?:confused3
You been sniffin' the fertilizer again, haven't you?

It looks like a high rise apartment for squirrels to me.
I guess that would explain the little squirrel doorman at the base. :confused3
I don't know exactly what makes it a Texas BBQ burger, but I'm sure it was delicious.
I don't either, but it sure was!

Yep, everybody knows ice cream fixes everything!:thumbsup2
Parenting 101. The next class will be on identifying stains and which end of the body it came from.

Yeah, but that one was so bad it went back the other way and became horrible again. There's a fine between "so bad it's funny" and "so bad we need to remove the speech center of his brain to prevent such attrocities from happening again".


TL
You think I pull these out of my brain, huh?

Im HERE!!

I can't believe you started without me....

not that you even have a clue who I am!! :lmao:
I tried to hold off a long as I could, but the others just wouldn't wait!
Just know that Im here, and Im reading and I think your family is GREAT!!
You're right, I don't know who you are. But keep saying things like that and you'll quickly move up into "Favorite TR Follower" category. :thumbsup2

I've never been to Houston - my DH is from Corpus Christi, TX and I've only been there once - it was in August, and I seriously thought I was going to melt..like a witch from Oz...

.."Im melting..."...:scared1:
They must have some kind of magical reinforced concrete there. I don't know how they keep the asphalt from melting and acting like quick sand.

Welcome!
 

...OK, all of the kids played on the swings.

Excellent. :thumbsup2

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Beautiful picture!

(Our Evan has just started getting into Legos and was constantly playing with the few that he brought on the trip. It's not a surprise at all that Lego came up in their conversation.)

All of the kids play with the Legos in our house, too. :rolleyes1

Along the way, we passed a steel yard that had done....interesting...things with their scrap.
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Hey, this would look great in my yard...:scratchin

(That really, really large, windowless building on the right? Yeah, that's a light pole)

Wow! Who's the architect?

vegan organic baked goods

Were they brownies? They didn't have a funny smell, did they?

The little sailboats you see are remote controlled and you can rent them - similar to the boats near the Jungle Cruise in WDW. Unfortunately, due to all the people down there, the lines were just too long.

We tried them at Disney. Most of them were broken. :sad2:

I had a Texas BBQ burger. Mmmm....

Sounds awesome. But did the vegans attack you? :confused3

After letting the kids cool off a bit, we went around to their playground. Evan was just a bit short to reach the zip line slider, but big sister was more than willing to lend a hand.

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Like I said, Discovery Green has several artistic elements. And this basketball hoop.

I'm about ready to dust off the Captain_O Law of Art if we keep seeing stuff like this.

It also has what appears to be the world's largest game of Tetris

That's a really cool background for pictures.

It didn't take much to convince me. I came out about 4 minutes later with train tickets, boat tickets for later, a Diet Coke and some Powerades for the kids.

But no vegan organic baked goods?

I paid it forward though. The man at the end of the line was looking really beat and his kids were getting antsy to ride. I quietly told him about buying tickets inside.

:goodvibes

Evan insisted on sitting up front with me. This is nice in a "hanging out with my little guy" type of way, but kind of unfortunate in the "his legs are too short to reach the pedals so dad will have to do all of the work" sort of way.

Well, on the bright side, you could probably justify ordering another Texas BBQ burger.

Bambi and Madison, sitting in back, got ... well, drenched. Madison was pretty upset. She must have thought I did it on purpose. I can assure you, I did not shift the wind direction on purpose.

But you would have if you could, right? :rolleyes1

And how do you calm down an upset child? Sit them down and have them talk to you in a calm and quiet manor, discussing their feelings about why they are upset and what we can do in the future to avoid getting upset? NO! You buy them Ice Cream!

Helps you skip to the end a lot faster, huh? :thumbsup2

Parenting 101. The next class will be on identifying stains and which end of the body it came from.

Dave Barry did an article on parenting that is helpful in this regard. Describing caring for a screaming baby in the middle of the night:

"First, you must identify which end is which. On a standard baby, the mouth will be screaming and the bottom will be leaking. Cradle the baby carefully with one hand supporting the head and the other the bottom, and nuzzle him against your shoulder. If you have done this correctly, there should now be vomit on your shoulder. If there is poop on your shoulder, you are holding the baby upside-down."
 
Dave Barry did an article on parenting that is helpful in this regard. Describing caring for a screaming baby in the middle of the night:

"First, you must identify which end is which. On a standard baby, the mouth will be screaming and the bottom will be leaking. Cradle the baby carefully with one hand supporting the head and the other the bottom, and nuzzle him against your shoulder. If you have done this correctly, there should now be vomit on your shoulder. If there is poop on your shoulder, you are holding the baby upside-down."


I'm sorry, Barry is giving parenting advice?:confused3 Lord help those kids. :lmao:
 
I'm sure they originated there...the route they took afterwards I'm not discussing. :rotfl2:
I'm not even sure the originated there. For the best ones, I have to trek up a treacherous mountain and visit a wise shaman.

Beautiful picture!
Thanks. Bambi took that one. And I hear the model has some experience with a camera.

All of the kids play with the Legos in our house, too. :rolleyes1
How many have you dug out of the bottom of your foot during a 3am trip to the bathroom?

Hey, this would look great in my yard...:scratchin
::yes::

Wow! Who's the architect?
Frank Lloyd Wrong.

Were they brownies? They didn't have a funny smell, did they?
There was a funny smell, but I think it was from the people selling them. And their organic soap.

Sounds awesome. But did the vegans attack you? :confused3
No, I showed them my canine teeth (the pointy ones on the corners of your mouth) and told them that the evolutionary purpose of them is to rip and tear meat. Delicious, delicious meat.

I'm about ready to dust off the Captain_O Law of Art if we keep seeing stuff like this.
My mind must be slipping in my old age. If I am familiar with this law it appears to have slipped my mind. Please, Captain, enlighten us...


But no vegan organic baked goods?
I checked and couldn't. They must have been fresh out.:confused3

Well, on the bright side, you could probably justify ordering another Texas BBQ burger.
I like the way you think.

But you would have if you could, right? :rolleyes1
:rolleyes1:rolleyes1


Dave Barry did an article on parenting that is helpful in this regard. Describing caring for a screaming baby in the middle of the night:

"First, you must identify which end is which. On a standard baby, the mouth will be screaming and the bottom will be leaking. Cradle the baby carefully with one hand supporting the head and the other the bottom, and nuzzle him against your shoulder. If you have done this correctly, there should now be vomit on your shoulder. If there is poop on your shoulder, you are holding the baby upside-down."
The man is a genius with the pen. Or keyboard. Or whatever he uses.

Honey, we live in Delaware. We would need a scrap-metal blue hen. Duh. :sad2:
And since it's Delaware, it needs a name like The Murder Hen or 1st Degree Intentional Homicide Giant Chicken.
 
Houston Day 4: Easter Sunday, April 24

Easter morning's wake up was much different that yesterday's gentle request for breakfast. This was much louder and much more joyous.

"Look! The Easter Bunny came!"

Yes, the Easter Bunny had indeed followed us to Houston and hid baskets full of goodies in my Aunt & Uncle's house. Evan (as usual) was up first and noticed his tucked under an end table in the living room. He was so excited that he ran back to the room he and Madison shared to wake her up and tell her the good news. Usually, getting Madison out of bed is a 3 person operation (one to blow the air horn, one to bang on pots and pans, and one to physically lift her up from the warm, cozy bed.) But on certain days (for example: days when there are baskets full of candy and goodies in the house) she gets up pretty well on her own.

Soon both kids were in our room, excitedly announcing the entire contents of their baskets. One of which was bubbles. And not just any bubbles, but Jelly Belly scented bubbles! Madison's smelled like grape, Evan's like cherry.

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While we were in the backyard blowing bubbles, my cousin Kristen and her husband Brian got to the house. We all cleaned up and headed into Houston for Easter Brunch at the Downtown Aquarium. We were following Uncle Jack though a maze of highway interchanges and eventually exited onto city streets. We came to one where two streets sort of merged right before a stoplight. A city bus was merging from the street on the right, so I stopped a bit short to allow it in. However, I then noticed Jack had gotten ahead of the bus, and was making a right at the light. I didn't want to lose him, so I may have accelerated a bit more than one would usually consider proper, gently eased my car across two lanes of road in front of the bus and made the same right turn that Jack did. At this time, Bambi felt compelled to question the legality of my action and I responded with my standard "It's only illegal if the police tell you it is." Anyone care to guess what was right there? Yup: Houston Police Department. (Clearly they agreed with me, because none of them came out of the building to inform me that my driving required a ticket)

So anyway, we quickly arrived at the Aquarium, which is located right next to I-45. Conveniently, their parking lot it located under the raised freeway giving it one of the most valuable natural resources: shaded parking in Texas!

We had noon reservations, but this being Easter, everybody and their brother was here for brunch. Our 10 minute or so wait wasn't bad. Unless you ask Evan. Then it was just short of 42 years.
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I really didn't know what to expect from the Downtown Aquarium. When I think Aquarium, I think of something like Chicago's Shedd Aquarium - lots of displays and conservation information. The Downtown Aquarium is part of a chain run by Levy's restaurants (the same people that brought you Rain Forrest Cafe, T-Rex, Joe's Crab Shack, etc). I wasn't sure how these two would blend, but it turned out pretty cool. When you first walk in, there is a 50' tall round tank with the stairs to the second floor wrapping around it. The main dining room upstairs is dominated by a giant aquarium tank (probably 20'x50') in the middle, with seating all around it. Other, smaller tanks were around the perimeter of the room and the outside walls were made to resemble coral and other undersea rocks, making you feel like you are dining underwater.

For the Easter Brunch, they had stations set up all around the center tank. There was a omlete station, a pasta station (where you picked your pasta type, meats, veggies, sauce and cheese and the chef made it custom), a carving station, a kid's station (where the tables were lower to the ground and filled with kid-pleasing food) and a dessert station. And I'm sure they did this as so as to not offend the fish swimming around in the tank - they put the seafood table against the window, away from the tank.

And of course, it wouldn't be Easter without a visit from the Easter Bunny.
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(I really need to get me a pair of those pants!)

The food was wonderful and tasted quite fresh. Especially the seafood.

Tomorrow's main course...
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After brunch, we stepped outside and were greeted with this sight:
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Yes, in addition to the restaurant, the Downtown Aquarium has a small amusement park attached to it, complete with it's own mascot, Sharky:
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We bought the unlimited ride wristbands and spent the next few hours riding the ferris wheel:
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The carousel:
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And the Train:
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Evan really likes locomotives. And that was his natural reaction - we didn't train him one bit. (HA!)

The train ride takes you around the amusement park, and though a building that was once part of Houston's Municipal Water department. However, it's now....
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The train pulls in and stops for close to 5 minutes, plenty of time to sit and watch dozens of sharks swim around and over you. The top of the train is glass, so you can watch the sharks swim above you as well.

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Continued in next post...
 
After a few rides Kristen and Brian had to head back to Austin and Uncle Jack & Aunt Jo headed home to get out of the heat. We decided to beat the heat inside the aquarium.

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What have we got?
Root canal, and by the looks of those X-rays, it's not going to be pretty.
What did he use to open?
A Gator-Glidden drill. He seems to be favoring that one lately.
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I don't recall what these guys were called, but it looks like they have gold flakes all over them. Maybe we'll have to come up with a name. Ummm...is "goldfish" taken?
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Back in September, when Evan had a big scar on his forehead I would totally make a big Harry Potter reference here. But, since the ER doc did such a nice job and you can barely see the scar, I guess I can't.

It's a good thing they get along so nicely. It would be a shame if that glass disappeared and that snake slithered away.

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See - I didn't make a big Harry Potter reference. I made a little one.


They had a sting ray tank where not only could you walk around the outside and touch them, they had a little porthole underneath where you can get a fisheye view of them.
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The biggest draw the Aquarium is pitching (aside from the fish, that is) is a White Tiger. His enclosure is pretty cool, and clearly a nice place for a nap.
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After we finished wandering around the exhibit trail we found ourself in - wait for it - a gift shop! We were pretty disappointed in their merchandise. Most of the shirts, picture frames, etc merely said "Aquarium" on them. Very few had "Houston". We did find a few shirts for the kids to remember their visit, but overall, we were underwhelmed with the variety.

After the gift shop, Madison said she was ready to ride the Lighthouse Dive. It's a pretty simple ride - the haul you up to the top, then drop you. She kept eyeing it all day, waffling if she wanted to ride it or not. She finally worked up the nerve and wanted to ride, so we got in line.

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She was very excited once we got buckled in.
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Thumbs up and excited to go!
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And right about here is where she decided she didn't want to ride. Didn't want to ride at all.
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The whole way up and down (and up and down again, and up and down again, and finally up and down one last time) she was saying she didn't want to do it. I tried to keep her calm and pointed out different buildings and things to look at, but it wasn't helping much.

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Finally, it ended and we walked away unscathed. I asked what she though. She said she liked it, but didn't want to ride it again.

Evan checking out Houston
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They had a splash pad with fountains for the kids to cool off in. We changed the kids into swimsuits and let them run around a bit. Meanwhile, they had a DJ there spinning tunes, leading games, and entertaining the kids.

Hey Tim - you think you can add balancing on a board on a ball while hula hooping to your list of tricks?
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After a bit in the fountains, we had some hotdogs & slushies from their snack stand. It was then on to another ride on the Ferris Wheel, where the kids asked me to hold their slushies.
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Finally, we decided to take a horse drawn carriage ride around Downtown Houston. Several of these had set up shop on the street outside of the Aquarium and the kids had been eyeing them up all afternoon.

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Horse drawn carriage and flowers are very romantic. Evan thinks romance is ickey.
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Mommy & Daddy, however, were really enjoying it.
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After the carriage ride, we did one more trip on the train, where the driver stopped in the shark tank, then wandered around offering to take pictures. Such a nice guy!
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Finally, it was time to head back to the car. Here's Madison carrying her new white tiger.
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It had been a pretty long day in the heat, and were all wiped out. We drove back to Jo's house, had a nice relaxing evening and turned in for the night.

Up Next: Space ships in the morning, not golfing in the afternoon.
 
Thanks for the Aquarium tour. We were supposed to have an event there when I was in houston for a conference but somehow it got cancelled at the last minute and we ended up with a reception back at the hotel. :sad2:

You have been able to show more of Houston than I got to see on that trip. :laughing:
 
I'm really enjoying your TR. Makes me want to go to Houston. I think it's going to have to go on our places to go list.
 
Easter morning's wake up was much different that yesterday's gentle request for breakfast. This was much louder and much more joyous.

"Look! The Easter Bunny came!"
:thumbsup2 It's a good thing you forwarded your travel itenerary!

I didn't want to lose him, so I may have accelerated a bit more than one would usually consider proper, gently eased my car across two lanes of road in front of the bus and made the same right turn that Jack did.
Where's the van when you need it? :lmao:

At this time, Bambi felt compelled to question the legality of my action and I responded with my standard "It's only illegal if the police tell you it is." Anyone care to guess what was right there? Yup: Houston Police Department. (Clearly they agreed with me, because none of them came out of the building to inform me that my driving required a ticket)
Did they agree with you, or was it the fact that it was Easter and they just didn't want to mess with the crazy driver in the renal car?:confused3

(I really need to get me a pair of those pants!)
You mean you don't have them already?

The food was wonderful and tasted quite fresh. Especially the seafood.
What was the catch of the day?:rotfl2:

The train pulls in and stops for close to 5 minutes, plenty of time to sit and watch dozens of sharks swim around and over you. The top of the train is glass, so you can watch the sharks swim above you as well.
This might possibly be the only place in the world that you can sit on a train and watch sharks. Pretty frickin' cool! :cool2::thumbsup2

The biggest draw the Aquarium is pitching (aside from the fish, that is) is a White Tiger.
Tigers in an aquarium??? :confused:

After we finished wandering around the exhibit trail we found ourself in - wait for it - a gift shop!
An amusement park and a gift shop??? I guess that means you don't need to do the Disney part of your trip anymore.

Hey Tim - you think you can add balancing on a board on a ball while hula hooping to your list of tricks?
He could probably do even better than that guy. Tim could probably do it with one hand tied behind his back.:lmao::rotfl2:

It was then on to another ride on the Ferris Wheel, where the kids asked me to hold their slushies.
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Most people hold things with their hands, not their stomachs. :confused3
 
I'm glad Madison came away from the Lighthouse Dive unscathed. Hopefully this doesn't deter her from other rides in her future....

Wow, Houston looks like a happenin' town! If it wasn't for the 90 plus degree weather with 110% humidity, I might consider a visit!:lmao:

I am glad that the family was able to have such a wonderful Easter!

So let's see, we have a Nemo reference, a Harry Potter reference, and a pun all in one update. Now what will you have for the next one?:idea:
 
I never realized how much paperwork was involved with being a horse-drawn carriage driver. :rolleyes:


It looked like a really nice day at the Aquarium and amusement park. I loved the story of the lighthouse ride -- I've "been there" several times!
 












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