Hormonal Warnings

[antnee]

HORMONAL WARNING

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

And my personal favorite.....

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends. Or men who need a warning.

And remember: . . Money talks. Chocolate sings.

 

[snowwhitemom]

Money talks Chocolate sings....now thats words to live by.

 

[lisajl]

LOL!

I need to copy this for my DH!!

Thanks for the laugh...needed one today!

Lisajl

 

[olena]

ROFLOL!!!!

 

[SonjaB]

ROFLMBOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[NHAnn]

 

[Kitty 34]

These are great!!

 

[Boots]

Considering that I am 49 I should pass them on to DH.

 

[DaveH]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

 

[Tony-NJ]

LMAO!!!