My keen powers of observation are always in effect, anytime, anywhere.
(Yeah, right)
And there is something I have noticed, at the parks, at the resorts.
Something that there is just WAY too much of, way too much.
No, I'm not talking about foreigners, nope, not that.
I'm also not talking about love bugs, we didn't see a one this trip, must be the time of year.
Speaking of love bugs....(crap, here he goes again), Did you ever really look at them? They fly around together, the male desperately attatched to her, but she won't stop, and even though they are at the resorts, he can't get her to stop long enough to check in!
So he has to try and procreate out in public, he has no choice.
Look at his face next time, he is not a happy camper. NOT!
Plus, by now he has surely heard, that if they happen to land on a certain person's leg there is an excellent chance that they will be "Whapped" into the promised land by an Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.
So, understand and pity the poor male lovebug, and tell the female that it's ok to have to take a "parking lot view", it's only for one night.
Anyway,,,,
Geesh!
The one thing, the one thing that there are way too many of at DisneyWorld.
FEET!
Yes, you read that right, feet.
Not just any feet.
NAKED feet.
I have nothing against feet, I even have a pair myself and they serve a very useful purpose.
Shoes are very hard to fit on just ankles, and they help keep you legs from just fraying away.
But what happened to the days when everybody wore sneakers?
I'm sorry, feet are the most ridiculous body part I can think of.
Well, body part I can mention here.
Believe me, go into the pool next time you are there. Then walk back to your lounge chair, and on the way, look at the "stamp" your foot has now left on the cement.
Then, look down at the top of your foot.
Trust me, you'll see what I mean. Your foot doesn't look anything like the footprint that is sitting, right out there for all to see in the cement, like whatever it was that made that print.
Like, you know?
And another thing.
Even worse, yes worse, than an abundance of naked feet at Disney, there is something else that dwarfs feet in numbers, something way more insidious, disgusting, ridiculous and absurd looking.
Toes!
Every single foot has five of them. (sometimes six is you hang around the people we do).
Feet are bad enough, but to have these living things connected to them, shudder!
I can usually tolerate most female feet, but what is it with guys nowadays?
PLEASE! Dump the sandals, go back to the Nikes!
Ok, I've ranted enough, I'm done.
Everyone, thanks for reading, thanks for posting, thanks for socks, see you all soon, hugs, neb
I'm waiting oh so patiently 
for more "Great thoughts from a feeble mind!" 
. I hope not, we need our fix. Now chop chop.
