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[cynsaun]

Originally posted by Jolie C
Is THAT what that smell is? I though someone was cooking bacon!

I thought it was turkey! You know, Bob has been using butter instead of shaving cream!

 

[Jolie C]

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by Bob Slydell
Keep your

nearby and you'll be ok.

The telephone rang. When I picked it up, the voice told me it was upstairs!

 

[onecoolmama]

I hope they meant your house and not the big UPSTAIRS

 

[monkeyboy]

Dr. Seuss coined the word "nerd" in his 1950 book "If I Ran the Zoo"

 

[Bob Slydell]

Originally posted by cheeringmom
For our SPAM fans out there... with a touch of Mexican flavor...

Enchilada Breakfast Casserole (back to index)
12 oz can SPAM - cubed 1/2" 4 eggs
1 small onion chopped 2 cups whipping cream
1 small green pepper, chopped 1 tbsp all-purpose flour
1 small tomato, chopped 4-oz can diced green chiles
2 cups shredded Cheddar cheese 1/4 tsp garlic powder
8 7" flour tortillas Picante sauce

Place about 1/4 cup SPAM, 1 tablespoon onion, 1 tablespoon green pepper, 1 tablespoon tomato and 1 tablespoon cheese on one side of tortilla. Set remaining cheese aside. Roll up jelly-roll fashion; place seam side down in greased 13x9" baking dish. In small bowl combine remainin ingredients; blend together with wire whisk. Pour over ehchiladas. Cover; refrigerate overnight. Heat oven to 350. Bake, uncovered, for 40 to 50 minutes or until egg mixture is set. Sprinkle with remaining cheese. Return to oven; bake for 5 minutes or until cheese is melted. Serve with picante sauce. Yield: 8 enchiladas.

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I thought this was a

SPAM free zone??

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by onecoolmama
I hope they meant your house and not the big UPSTAIRS

ME too!

 

[monkeyboy]

NO SPAM for you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,2 weeks

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Alabama Hunters
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911 immediately. He gasps to the operator, "My friend looks dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. First, lets make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard over the phone.
The guy's voice comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

 

[Jolie C]

Get out of the house, cyn!

 

[onecoolmama]

 

[Jolie C]

Note to self: Never go hunting with Ed.

 

[CourtasanSatine]

 

[supergoof]

Originally posted by edcrbnsoul
Alabama Hunters
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911 immediately. He gasps to the operator, "My friend looks dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. First, lets make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard over the phone.
The guy's voice comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

So, what's your point?
My mama tought me to do what I'm told.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Check it out I pimped my ride

 

[supergoof]

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by edcrbnsoul
Check it out I pimped my ride

rollin' rollin' rollin', RAWHIDE

 

[cynsaun]

Peanuts are used in the production of dynamite.



That explains SO much!

 

[supergoof]

Originally posted by supergoof

It doesn't matter, it won't come.

 

[Jolie C]

Originally posted by edcrbnsoul
Check it out I pimped my ride