"Hey, you're a clownfish. You're funny, right?" i.e., Are you good at telling jokes?

Chipperdini

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For a clownfish, [I'm] not very funny.

My DH finds my Marlin-esque inability to tell jokes a source for much hilarity. Last night marked my most recent attempt to share a joke I'd read, and, as oft happens on such occasions, the laughs were all on me.


How 'bout you? Are you "Carlin" or "Marlin"?

(If you'd like, feel free to demonstrate your comedic prowess or lack thereof. Tell us a joke! :))
 
Just watched that movie again last night with DD9.

Definitely a marlin. I can't remember a joke much less tell one.

But I laugh really loud at everyone else's jokes, escpecially the clean ones.
 
I can't tell a joke to save my life! About halfway through I forget what I'm saying and half to backtrack because I left something out.:sad2:
 

Pop Daddy said:
this is the reason I live

Prove it. Tell me a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG joke! :teeth:

I can tell short jokes. :p It's the long jokes I have difficulty with. Go figure. :confused3 Might have somethin' to do with my Dory-esque memory. :p
 
Chipperdini said:
I can tell short jokes. :p It's the long jokes I have difficulty with. Go figure. :confused3 Might have somethin' to do with my Dory-esque memory. :p



long jokes arnt funny anyway, your just waiting for them to end so you could go get something to drink
 
Definitely a marlin. I can't remember a joke much less tell one.

Snappy - So you're Marlin AND Dory. ;) :jester:



About halfway through I forget what I'm saying and half to backtrack because I left something out.

I hear ya. ::yes:: The worst, of course, is when I do manage to tell most of one half-decently.....and then forget the punchline. :rolleyes: :crazy: :p
 
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Pop Daddy said:
long jokes arnt funny anyway, your just waiting for them to end so you could go get something to drink

In other words, you can't. Called your bluff. That'll be 1/2 gallon of Smith's Peanut Butter Crunch, please. Thank you. :cool1:
 
I don't know. I suppose I must be able to tell a decent joke as no one has complained yet ;)
 
I can't tell a joke to save my life. Sure, I try to be witty and fun like the other clown fish, but somehow, it backfires on me. Oh well, so goes life. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming . . . .
 

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