Hey! Lush Ladies!!!

[Aidensmom]

Yes. Yes you are. Now I shall dance for you.

Boom chicka... boom chicka... here... hold my feather boa please.

I want to dance on the table tops.

 

[ashjohnson80]

So I was just curious...If ladies are lush what are men

How about drunk dudes?

 

[Beastlover]

Yes. Yes you are. Now I shall dance for you.

Boom chicka... boom chicka... here... hold my feather boa please.

OMG...can't breathe....

 

[Briarmom]

Ummm, hello?? Did anyone bother to ask Rick how he looks in a pirate costume? Sheesh, I go away for sleep, taking my kids to school, and a good workout and the rules get ignored! I know, we all know Rick is a hottie, but drunk rules are drunk rules. *burp*

Will someone give me a cup of coffee? I have given it up to try to lose 'stubborn fat' as opposed to that fat that goes away when you ask it nicely.

And should I even go over to that thread? I may blow my top. (saline would be everywhere...not pretty)

 

[Aidensmom]

Ummm, hello?? Did anyone bother to ask Rick how he looks in a pirate costume?

He's wearing a sparkly thong and a boa, that's not good enough?

 

[Quackmore]

How about drunk dudes?

That works for me Cheers!!!!

 

[Beastlover]

Get your sparkley thonged behind over here, Rick...I got a $10 for ya'!!

 

[ashjohnson80]

He's wearing a sparkly thong and a boa, that's not good enough?

I would definately be able to bypass the pirate costume to see Rick in this, Oh yeah baby.

 

[Briarmom]

He's wearing a sparkly thong and a boa, that's not good enough?

I guess it can be excused. Is his thong in a wad?

Is there a wad in his thong?

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Yes. Yes you are. Now I shall dance for you.

Boom chicka... boom chicka... here... hold my feather boa please.

Woo hoo! Shake that thang!!!!

 

[L107ANGEL]

I had to stop in the office and thought I would check in. Off to the races!

 

[Aidensmom]

I had to stop in the office and thought I would check in. Off to the races!

Good luck with everything Angel!

 

[lovemygoofy]

Hi ya'll Happy Friday. Happy early b-day, Rick!! I'll be thinking about you while I'm flying to WDW on Sunday.

Pass me something to drink I had a not so great night lastnight. I thought I was going to have to fight my way out of the class I taught lastnight.

 

[Aidensmom]

Hi ya'll Happy Friday. Happy early b-day, Rick!! I'll be thinking about you while I'm flying to WDW on Sunday.

Pass me something to drink I had a not so great night lastnight. I thought I was going to have to fight my way out of the class I taught lastnight.

What kind of class did you teach?

And here's a margarita

 

[Briarmom]

Good grief!! Where is my drink? A certain person is making me think of becoming an atheist. Maybe I should tell him that, that he's converted one to the other side. Would that make him go away?
I didn't even bother to find where it says Catholics aren't Christians. I am not posting there. I am not posting there. I am not posting there.

 

[Aidensmom]

Good grief!! Where is my drink? A certain person is making me think of becoming an atheist. Maybe I should tell him that, that he's converted one to the other side. Would that make him go away?
I didn't even bother to find where it says Catholics aren't Christians. I am not posting there. I am not posting there. I am not posting there.

It's not worth it, just stay here.

And here's your drink

We better get a bartender back quick though, I just gave out the only two drinks I have.

 

[lovemygoofy]

What kind of class did you teach?

And here's a margarita

Thank you I need many of them. I had to teach the new wives how the procedures of notification works should their soldier be killed in action or severly injured. No one likes that or wants to hear it because several think it's bad luck to think about it.

 

[ashjohnson80]

Good grief!! Where is my drink? A certain person is making me think of becoming an atheist. Maybe I should tell him that, that he's converted one to the other side. Would that make him go away?
I didn't even bother to find where it says Catholics aren't Christians. I am not posting there. I am not posting there. I am not posting there.

It will be o.k. Methinks he is a nut. I am ignoring that thread now.

 

[Briarmom]

Thank you I need many of them. I had to teach the new wives how the procedures of notification works should their soldier be killed in action or severly injured. No one likes that or wants to hear it because several think it's bad luck to think about it.

I never had a class on it. Isn't that common knowledge that you don't want to see particular people in uniform at your door? I remember having to pick if I wanted a Priest (I don't remember what I said) and who I wanted called, but that's all we got.

Anyway, do you think Rick would be opposed to doing body shots on his first hetero day? He IS wearing a thong and all...

 

[Aidensmom]

For some reason I feel like posting to every thread with some silly comment, but I am restraining myself. I am in a weird mood.