Hey! Lush Ladies!!!

[L107ANGEL]

If a drunk falls down and nobody is around to see or hear it , is she still drunk?

 

[Auggietina]

Do we get to have our own cabin boy?

 

[imsorry]

How much have you had to drink today?

I gave birth AFTER I was married (just only 7 months after)

Apparently, not enough!!

 

[imsorry]

I couldn't tell from the distance, so I guess smooth. I never knew butt crack could be so long though!

Are you looking at the right side?

 

[Aidensmom]

If a drunk falls down and nobody is around to see or hear it , is she still drunk?

Are you stumbling again?

 

[L107ANGEL]

Are you stumbling again?

No, the drunk monkey was just asking me

 

[SillyMe]

If a drunk falls down and nobody is around to see or hear it , is she still drunk?

You're intoxicated again, aren't you?

 

[Aidensmom]

Do we get to have our own cabin boy?

I've already claimed Johnny Depp. (And don't listen to Briarmom when she says he's hers.)

 

[sweet angel]

Are you looking at the right side?

I was trying not to look, but it was like an accident!

 

[Stitch Inside]

Ok, so when you and Rick play touch football, are you the quarterback or receiver??

Easy Hoochie Mama. What happened to the smilie that shook his head disapprovingly?

 

[Aidensmom]

Did you know a small quantity of crack and a glass of wine at dinner were comparable?

 

[Briarmom]

I've already claimed Johnny Depp. (And don't listen to Briarmom when she says he's hers.)

MUMBLER!! (and if you don't get that reference, I win JD)

 

[Briarmom]

Did you know a small quantity of crack and a glass of wine at dinner were comparable?

Why of course! They are practically the same damn thing!

 

[ashjohnson80]

Oh the things I've learned on the Dis today--

If you smoke pot you may kill someone
If you smoke pot once when you are 18 you will forever be a druggie
Crack and pot are practically the same thing
If you shove your wedding cake into your spouses face you will probably get divorced
If you are fat you don't care about yourself and you're a slob

Who needs college when you've got this?

 

[SherryNC]

No, the drunk monkey was just asking me

I'm gonna start calling you the dizzy drunk dame.

Hey Stitch, there's nothing wrong with that.

 

[Aidensmom]

MUMBLER!! (and if you don't get that reference, I win JD)

MUMBLER! Seriously, I cannot understand a word you're saying!

 

[L107ANGEL]

She's drunk!

 

[Stitch Inside]

Hey Stitch, there's nothing wrong with that.

I know, it's just not me. I'm not neat, and I am not particular about what I wear. DW keeps me from looking like an idiot most of the time. It depends on her mood.

 

[Briarmom]

CRAP!! Well, we are still not done fighting over Johnny.

But, I need to go raise some drama on the meth board because someone was all happy that they had been raised by 'good' parents so they wouldn't become a druggie.

Oh, for the love of Benji!

 

[Aidensmom]

Oh, for the love of Benji!

Are we back on the gay dog thing?