Hey! Lush Ladies!!!

[sweet angel]

Hey Michelle, where's my spackle?

 

[Aidensmom]

Be careful...don't let the argument come here, or I'm taking my beer and going somewhere else...

No Michelle, don't take the beer! We have no bartender, I need you!

I hope you all are not mad at me, but really, I know we have no intentions of hurting anyone, and I do not want anyone to be hurt.

 

[sweet angel]

I totally agree with you. Fun is fun, but no one wants hurt feelings.

 

[Briarmom]

No Michelle, don't take the beer! We have no bartender, I need you!

I hope you all are not mad at me, but really, I know we have no intentions of hurting anyone, and I do not want anyone to be hurt.

Nope. I agree with you. I just hope we haven't made a bad name for ourselves here on the DIS. Otherwise it will be like high school all over again for most of us...

MUMBLER!

 

[Aidensmom]

MUMBLER!

Hi Briarmom, this is Johnny Depp, please quit fighting with my girl, Aidensmom.

 

[Briarmom]

Ummm...are both threads gone?

*poof*

 

[Pongo69]

Ummm...are both threads gone?

*poof*

YES!!

 

[Briarmom]

Hi Briarmom, this is Johnny Depp, please quit fighting with my girl, Aidensmom.

Did you just get out of my bed, go into the office and sign up under Aidensmom's screen name to fool with me? Come down here and make me a drink, and then get back into bed and wait until I am done DISing!

 

[Papa Deuce]

Somebody mentioned a "miracle" occuring on the MaryJane thread.... can you PM me what it was? I followed that whole thread and wad reading the next to last page. I clicked on the last page and the thread had been removed.

 

[Aidensmom]

Just for the record, I am pretty sure I was the last post on the pot thread before it disappeared, I am still a thread killer (or thread-vanisher as the case may be). And it was actually a heartfelt response to Rich, so no hijack guilt here.

 

[Aidensmom]

Did you just get out of my bed, go into the office and sign up under Aidensmom's screen name to fool with me? Come down here and make me a drink, and then get back into bed and wait until I am done DISing!

Briarmom,

JD again, please stop with the delusions, it is getting a little scary. If you violate that restraining order again, you will have to go back to jail, and I really don't want that to happen. Please, for your own good, just give this fantasy up.

Johnny

 

[Briarmom]

Aidensmom,

Briarmom told me about your crack problem. I am truly sorry you are having such a hard time beating it. Please get help. I know your children would want it. Now if you'll excuse me, Briarmom needs servicing again.

Johnny

PS WHERE are the drinks??

 

[Papa Deuce]

Doesn't anybody but Sherry know how to make a drink?

 

[Aidensmom]

Aidensmom,

Briarmom told me about your crack problem. I am truly sorry you are having such a hard time beating it. Please get help. I know your children would want it. Now if you'll excuse me, Briarmom needs servicing again.

Johnny

PS WHERE are the drinks??

Drinks? I think you have had enough!

However, if you are willing to concede that Johnny is MINE, I will happily make you one.

If only he cared about either one of us (Yes, Aidensdad, I did say that )

(DH likes to read our thread, it lets him know what kind of drinks we are making on the weekend )

 

[Aidensmom]

Doesn't anybody but Sherry know how to make a drink?

What is your pleasure?

 

[Papa Deuce]

Drinks? I think you have had enough!

However, if you are willing to concede that Johnny is MINE, I will happily make you one.

If only he cared about either one of us (Yes, Aidensdad, I did say that )

(DH likes to read our thread, it lets him know what kind of drinks we are making on the weekend )

My wife would shoot me if she read this thread!

 

[FroggyinArk]

slow dawn durn it,, i'm tryin to catch up

 

[Papa Deuce]

What is your pleasure?

Long Island Iced Tea, or Kaluah and Cream!

 

[Briarmom]

Drinks? I think you have had enough!

However, if you are willing to concede that Johnny is MINE, I will happily make you one.

If only he cared about either one of us (Yes, Aidensdad, I did say that )

(DH likes to read our thread, it lets him know what kind of drinks we are making on the weekend )

Nah. I'll just drink one of my own.
And yes, I wish he felt that way about someone I knew. If he ever gropes me, I'll let you know how it is. Briardad knows how I feel, too.

 

[Briarmom]

My wife would shoot me if she read this thread!

Why? You are always gentlemanly. Until you light up the crackpipe...then you are a party pooper.