We don't need a website. We have JellyRolls (or JR, or JRs, or JR's, or something... I never seem to get it right...). You can visit the club in lieu of any sort of dating service, and it's a lot more fun than going on a date.
Since I visited for the first time this past Saturday, here's my understanding of how it works:
1) Everyone meets at this wonderful piano bar. There are two pianos up front, with continuous loud music playing. The advantage here is that you don't have to come up with anything clever to say, since no one will be able to hear you anyway.
2) Want them to play a particular song? Just slip up to the front and drop off a piece of paper with the title of the song, preferably with some money. Then, you can return to your table secure in the knowledge that eventually, they will play the Tree Song just for you.
3) Since it's a sing-a-long, you will have the opportunity to showcase your vocal talents. However, no one will be able to hear you (see point 1). You don't even need to know the words; just alternate between "banana" and "watermelon", and people will think you know the lyrics to everything.
4) You can show off your mad dance skillz, too (see point 2). Hint: there's a point in the Tree Song where you have to twirl around and twiddle your fingers. That part of the song refers to grass.
4a) No, not that kind of grass.
5) They have tasty beverages with Very Suggestive Names.
6) They make a really good martini, but they have no olives.
7) Finally, everyone who is there will probably really like Disney, and if they're on this board, then they REALLY like Disney, so you know that they're really cool.
However, if you really want the whole dating service experience, you can always start a thread asking why there aren't any people that are like the kind of person you are looking for. So far, those threads typically prompt people to respond who actually fit the criteria, just to Prove You Wrong.
Or, we could create our own eHarmony (dHarmony?), and have one of the mods to hook people up. I'm pretty sure that if someone would be willing to pay one of them $50 per month, they'll find a match eventually.
What do you think, Ang? You could get a pretty good business going here...