Here Chickie Chickie.....

[catsrule]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball floor?
A: He heard the officials were fouls on the other side.
Q: Why do hens lay eggs ?
A: If they dropped them, they'd break!
Q: What do you call a chicken with a disability?
A: Hendicapped.
Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers pointed the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death.
Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers pointed the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death.
Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours.
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with gum?
A: Chicklets.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back?
A: She didn't want to be a dirty double crosser.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A: ****-a-poodle-doo!
Q: Why did the chicken's beak break?
A: Because it was cheep!!!
Q: Why did the pychic chicken cross the road?
A: To get in touch with the other side.
Q: Why do chickens lay eggs?
A: Because they become egg-cited!!!!!!!!!
Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants.
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors you would have to call it a chicken sedan!

I know...

 

[Wagamama]

well, I'm glad everyone is enjoying my 3 legged chicken.

LOL!!! I like the chicken coop one!!

 

[browneyes]

Does a chicken get chicken pox?

Thanks for the boc-boc jokes, Mary Jo.

I won't say what I thought the **** stood for.

 

[Serena]

 

[shep]