How about Romeo finds Juliet dead, is glad that she's dead b/c he has been sending love notes to _________ (make up a name), a Paris Hilton type fun girl who lives in England. He decides to not kill himself, fully believing that Juliet's dead and won't know the difference anyway. He then tells everyone that Juiet was an obsessed and crazy psycho and that's why she killed herself. Romeo is stupid (like most men), doesn't hang out to see if Juliet's faking death so, he runs off to England to successfully pursue Paris Hilton type. Of course, Romeo is stupid enough to leave crypt door wide open, so once Juliet wakes up from her coma-like sleep, she is able to leave the crypt. Three days later, she wakes up, walks home and tells her family that they've been punk'd. Of course, they're mad as heck at her (and Ashton Kutcher) for doing that to them. Juliet decides to find Romeo to tell him he's been punk'd but hears the rumors that he's a dog and has left Verona for the Paris Hilton type. But those are rumors and nobody is sure of Romeo's exact whereabouts. One day, Juliet gets her issue of People magazine and splashed on the cover is Romeo w/Paris Hilton type. Juliet, truly mad that Romeo actually planned on killing her for real so he could hook up w/Paris Hilton type, high tails it to England where she poisons Romeo for being a dog, Paris Hilton type is accused of murder and good old Juliet has the last laugh.
What if the drink turned Juliet temporarly insane instead of near dead? 
(or a poetic shakesperean speach). While he did this, he didn't notice that Juliet woke up and heard all of this and stabbed him with his OWN dagger and said, "Well take that, you lie'n stinking, cousin killing SOB! 
I was just going to say let them live and get married and the families learn to live in harmony. I think I need to read less romance novels and start watching more soap operas! 
Thanks I'll pass it on to him!
