"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya...

[Shel]

I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. - Capt. Jack Sparrow, POTC - DMC

Pirate! - Capt. Jack Sparrow, POTC - TCOFBP

You're weird - Willy Wonka

Can you tell my favorite actor?????

 

[Stacerita]

I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
-Its a Wonderful Life

 

[EMom]

From To Kill a Mockingbird:
Atticus: Good afternoon, Miss Dubose. My, you look like a picture this afternoon.
Jem: He don't say a picture of what.

From Blazing Saddles:

Mexican bandits: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

Sheriff Bart: Excuse me, while I whup this out.

Rev. Johnson: Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, crops looted, people stampeded and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.

Jim: You've got to remember these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know....morons.

Olson Johnson: Our fathers came across the prairie. Fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix. Remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town?

And soooooo many others I can't share, or I'd get points.

 

[rparmfamily]

That will do pig

Babe

 

[Corryn]

You are thinking of "They Live", about an alien invasion that is using a broadcast power to screen them from the humans sight, and he finds glasses that filter through the screen, so that you can see them!
good "B" sci-fi flick!!

Yes!! I kept thinking of THEM, but that's the 50's movie with giant ants, right?
They Live = Great Movie!!!

 

[Disneynutbsv]

From spaceballs:

Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?

From Blazing Saddles:
Lili Von Shtupp: A wed wose; how womantic.

From History of the world, part 1:

Insolent Flunky: Count da money.
Count de Monet: de Monet! Mo - nay! Say it with me, Mo - nay!


lol, big Mel Brooks fan here

 

[JodyLynC]

Whenever I see spilled water in the kitchen or bathroom:
Captain Jack Sparrow (POTC:COTBP) - Apparently, there's a leak.

 

[McRed]

Raising Arizona: Convict: Do these balloons blow up into those funny shapes?
Cashier: Not unless you think round is funny.

 

[perdidobay]

Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
[aloud]
Captain Renault: Everybody out at once! .......... Casablanca


Sundance:Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?
After blowing up a train car

Sundance: You just keep thinkin' Butch. That's what you're good at.

Butch: I have vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

Sundance: The total tonnage of what you don't know is enough to shatter...

...........Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

 

[NYPDwife]

Steel Magnolias....
Shelby: I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.

Also a SM fan; my favorite is

"you are too twisted for color tv".

 

[NYPDwife]

lol, big Mel Brooks fan here

He's awesome!

The Producers Movie:

I'm not a hillbilly, I grew up in the Bronx!

My favorite Disney movie - Mulan (It reminds me of my Dad )

"The greatest gift and honor, is having you for a daughter."

"My, what beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look, this one's late. But I'll bet that when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all."


Hoodwinked

"Dee-na-mee-tay. Must be Italian"

 

[BellvilleDad]

From The Princess Bride

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead]


From Serenity

Mal (fighting bad guy): What, no backup? We're makin' an awful ruckus.
Bad Guy: They will come when they are needed.
Mal: I'd start whistlin'.

 

[esdras]

I know this is perhaps a bit sacrilegious, but I've always found the line funny - and Alan Rickman's delivery was perfect.

Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.

Alan Rickman as Metatron in Kevin Smith's "Dogma"

 

[lisalynn]

From The Family Stone

"Oh, You have a freak flag, you just don't fly it."

 

[musical2]

"Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish best served cold? It is very cold... in space."
Khan - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

 

[cybertheo]

'There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.'

Morpheus in the Matrix

'And our credo: "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc." We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.'
Mortica in the Addams Family

'I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.'

'Roads? Where we're gpoing we don't need roads'

Back to the Future

 

[Camicar]

And then there is this classic exchange from Sleepless in Seattle which is one of the greatest of all time:

Sam Baldwin: Well I'm not looking for a mail-order bride! I just want somebody I can have a decent conversation with over dinner. Without it falling down into weepy tears over some movie!
Greg: She's, as you just saw, very emotional.
Sam Baldwin: Although I cried at the end of "the Dirty Dozen."
Greg: Who didn't?
Sam Baldwin: Jim Brown was throwing these hand grenades down these airshafts. And Richard Jaeckel and Lee Marvin
[Begins to cry]
Sam Baldwin: were sitting on top of this armored personnel carrier, dressed up like Nazis...
Greg: [Crying too] Stop, stop!
Sam Baldwin: And Trini Lopez...
Greg: Yes, Trini Lopez!
Sam Baldwin: He busted his neck while they were parachuting down behind the Nazi lines...
Greg: Stop.
Sam Baldwin: And Richard Jaeckel - at the beginning he had on this shiny helmet...
Greg: [Crying harder] Please no more. Oh God! I loved that movie.

Did you know must of that was an improv between Tom Hanks and Victor Garber?

I too love that exchange and I also love the moment in Midnight Cowboy when Dustin Hoffman pounds on the taxi and yells, "I'm WALKIN here." (Which was also an improvised line when the taxi in the scene - a real NYC taxi -- got sick of waiting for them to film a scene crossing the street and started forward.)

 

[Stacerita]

Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

Harold: ...The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Kumar: What is that? Some fortune cookie?

Harold: This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.

Neil Patrick Harris: The Doogie line always works on strippers. Lapdance...

Goldstein: You know the Holocaust?
Kumar: Yeah?
Goldstein: Picture the opposite of that!
Kumar: Nice!

 

[Jenvenza]

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. ..."
- Peter Clemenza - The Godfather

One of my all time favorite movie lines.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Remember, Mum's the word!


MUM!

MUM!

MUM!


(Galaxy Quest)