Dear Milly,
I'm not a prude, i don't get on my high horse when you swear but there's no need to have the f word in one sentence 5 times. I don't cringe or shy away from 'adult' topics but why does something dirty have to leave your mouth every 5 seconds? Attractive, i think not. I'm not trying to be your mother when you come in bragging about how much you drank or how you passed out or wet yourself and i tell you to stop drinking so much. We've had two alcoholics in this family. The one was my nans dad, he was the worst kind. Used to use his fists on his wife and my nan, it kind of makes me glad he died from liver failure before i was born. The next is my dads brother. I haven't seen him since i was 5 and he pushed me into a rose bush. I think he works in B&Q in cwmbran, he looks about 70 but he's 48. He's always in financial trouble and has wives and children scattered over the country. Not such a glamorous trait now huh? I never said never drink just know your limits and all that. Oh and this game your playing with Dan, please don't think i haven't noticed sometimes i have to walk away before i get the urge to punch you. If you want to use him as a rebound go ahead, sure it's going to hurt me but it's going to hurt you and him a whole lot more. Next up, epilepsy. I'm sorry you have it and yes it's a horrible condition but yours is very mild, you haven't fainted in months. It's not an excuse to hide behind when you get bad results, it doesn't affect you in that way. I'm not so selfish that i won't help you with your work but it's a bit too much when you point blank ignore me then expect me to let you copy my book. Lastly, me and Lauren always end up doing the work on group projects, yet somehow i'm always to blame for that? It's your effort to put in i can't control it. If you haven't noticed i don't like being used, or walked over and i haven't get the best of tempers. I used to really like you, you were a great laugh and a really good friend but lately i pray you don't come and talk to me, i like it when you're not in. I hope to god that this never reaches your ears, not because i don't want to hurt you, i'd happily do that but because this way i can play the victim, take revenge. You don't know whats hit you.
Wow i'm sorry guys, i so needed to get that out.
My english teacher would cringe at this, to be honest i am. I can't be bothered to write in my usual style or even make it sound good.