He looks like a...

[kirbsam]

deranged easter bunny.

 

[luvmydogs]

I TRIPLE-DOG DARE YA!

 

[Beth76]

Adults loved to say that stuff, but kids knew that it was always better NOT to get caught.

 

[LadyyRedd]

Ohhhhhhh...Fuuuuuuuddddggggggeeeeeeeeeeee

Only I didn't say fudge. I said THE word. The big one. The queen mother of dirty words. The F dash dash dash word.

 

[KingsFanInRI]

Deck the harrs wis bars of horry
fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra

 

[Steffi]

In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

 

[luvmydogs]

'Fra-geeee-lay'. Must be Italian.

I think that's 'FRAGILE', dear.

 

[LadyyRedd]

"Be....sure....to....drink....your....ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a b...."

 

[Chatter Box]

oh come on !!! No one???


You'll shoot your eye out !!!!!

 

[DisneyDotty]

Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie.
Daddy's not gonna kill Ralphie. How about a nice glass of milk?

 

[ClarabelleCowFan]

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid" HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[DisneyDotty]

How does the piggy eat? Show me how the piggy eats!

 

[nemo1987]

I want an official red ryder carbon action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass and a stock and this thing which tells time. WOW that sounds great..
-Sarah

 

[Steffi]

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

 

[luvmydogs]

Oh my God, I shot my eye out!

 

[paigevz]

What is that?

What is it? Why, that's a major award. I won it.

 

[mantysk8coach]

Tonight, tonight, it's coming tonight! Hot d@mn tonight!!!

 

[KingsFanInRI]

Getting ready for school was like getting ready for extended deep sea diving.

"I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!!!!!!!"

"Put your arms down when you get to school

 

[mantysk8coach]

Getting ready for school was like getting ready for extended deep sea diving.

"I CAN'T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!!!!!!!"

"Put your arms down when you get to school

He looked like a tick about to pop!

(Now you've all got me all excited for Christmas Eve so I can watch this for 24 hours!!!)

 

[Briarmom]

"Wow! A zepplin!"