Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
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You know I just got an email with over 20 blonde jokes, and it started me thinking
we need jokes about pin traders!!!
So here is your chance to shine gimme your best and awaken that comical child inside you.
I'll start it out hmmmmmmmmmmmm Lets see
Question: What kind of perfume does a pin-collecting woman usually wear???
Answer: why Obsession of course.
Question: How many pin collectors does it take to change a light bulb???
Answer: you will never get a pin collector to change a light bulb the minute they 75 or 100 stamped on the bulb they think it's the edition size and put it in their books.
Question: How you trap a pin trader???
Answer: go out in the hot sun, set up a few rope barricades, then stand there and pretend to be in line. No pin trader cant pass up a chance to get in line just in case it's a mystery pin release.
Question: why was the pregnant woman worried???
Answer: because she bought pins while she pregnant and was now afraid the baby would be born addicted to pins, and she might have to share hers.
The top ten signs you know your addicted to pin trading.
#10 It's not called a dinning room table, or dinning room anymore it's a pin sorting table in the pin sorting room.
#9 There is not a room in the house that does not contain a pin, pin back, or paperwork about up and coming pin events.
#8 You got a second and third mortgage on the house just to have pin money.
#7 You are considering moving so you can have move wall space to frame and hang pins.
#6 You have been to Disney Land, or Disney World and have never ridden a ride, plus you were shocked to hear the had rides inside.
#5 The only reason you got married was to get the Bride and Groom LE pin only given if you stay at the honeymoon suite at the resorts.
#4 Your excited to learn that they give out an LE Bride and Groom pin if you stay at the honeymoon suites at the resorts.
#3 Your children are trained at birth to talk to strangers as long as they are wearing a lanyard.
#2 You spend half your life looking down as you walk the parks looking for dropped pins.
And the #1 reason.
You will get into any line you see just in case it's a mystery pin line.
Okay kids your turn .
So here is your chance to shine gimme your best and awaken that comical child inside you.
I'll start it out hmmmmmmmmmmmm Lets see
Question: What kind of perfume does a pin-collecting woman usually wear???
Answer: why Obsession of course.
Question: How many pin collectors does it take to change a light bulb???
Answer: you will never get a pin collector to change a light bulb the minute they 75 or 100 stamped on the bulb they think it's the edition size and put it in their books.
Question: How you trap a pin trader???
Answer: go out in the hot sun, set up a few rope barricades, then stand there and pretend to be in line. No pin trader cant pass up a chance to get in line just in case it's a mystery pin release.
Question: why was the pregnant woman worried???
Answer: because she bought pins while she pregnant and was now afraid the baby would be born addicted to pins, and she might have to share hers.
The top ten signs you know your addicted to pin trading.
#10 It's not called a dinning room table, or dinning room anymore it's a pin sorting table in the pin sorting room.
#9 There is not a room in the house that does not contain a pin, pin back, or paperwork about up and coming pin events.
#8 You got a second and third mortgage on the house just to have pin money.
#7 You are considering moving so you can have move wall space to frame and hang pins.
#6 You have been to Disney Land, or Disney World and have never ridden a ride, plus you were shocked to hear the had rides inside.
#5 The only reason you got married was to get the Bride and Groom LE pin only given if you stay at the honeymoon suite at the resorts.
#4 Your excited to learn that they give out an LE Bride and Groom pin if you stay at the honeymoon suites at the resorts.
#3 Your children are trained at birth to talk to strangers as long as they are wearing a lanyard.
#2 You spend half your life looking down as you walk the parks looking for dropped pins.
And the #1 reason.
You will get into any line you see just in case it's a mystery pin line.
Okay kids your turn .
