Have you ever had a shock?

[Twinkletoesjohnson]

I'll be at her house next weekend and I'll see if I can swipe it and scan it!

Geez she would KILL me if she found out! I can't believe I'm 41 and scared of my mom still!

 

[dwheatl]

I'll be at her house next weekend and I'll see if I can swipe it and scan it!

Geez she would KILL me if she found out! I can't believe I'm 41 and scared of my mom still!

Poor Mommy!
Please, twinkletoes, leave the old gal some dignity. We can all imagine the look on her face by picturing ourselves in the same situation. I wouldn't post it unless Mama has made a habit of sharing embarassing pictures of you.

 

[Corryn]

Man, that is hysterical!!!! When my two girls hear of stuff like this, I tell them, well, it's all a part of getting older whether we like it or not My aunt is constantly passing gas. The kids laugh and so do I (but not in front of her) and when they laugh, I matter-of-factly tell them, hey, that'll be you someday!

My grandmother had cervical cancer back in the '50's and the radiation fried her colon and everything else down there. She was also schizophrenic....My grandparents raised me, so I was there to witness many of her "accidents" (and episodes where she wouldn't take her medicine). You know, when things like that happen, we've learned, as a family, that all we can do is laugh, 'cause if you don't, you're gonna cry, and who wants to cry?

 

[a*lil*bit*goofy]

oh dear thats a laugh or cry situation....and i laughed...is that wrong? your poor mom having a grammie moment!
:O)

 

[WeluvDisney2]

DS, almost 3, and I were hanging at SAB while the older two and dad were in the deeper water. We were over by the itty-bitty toddler climber. No privacy, right. Evidently enough. This mom has her daughter, who HAD to be at least five, straddle a bush and let loose. I was speechless, which doesn't happen very often. She must have been feeling slightly guilty because she tries to get me to join her in a conversation about how unreasonable it is to expect the children to "hold it" and go all the way over there to the restroom. If DS had been just potty-training, he could have made it! She really tried to get me to say I'd done the same with DS! She kept talking and talking and I finally said that I didn't expect DS to wait; he was wearing a swim diaper. She stomped off with the poor child trailing behind.

Gosh, after all these bathroom stories, I will certainly be watching where I step on my next Disney trip! I thought that was why they do not allow dogs on property. I would hate to be a grounds keeper there!

 

[Twinkletoesjohnson]

oh dear thats a laugh or cry situation....and i laughed...is that wrong? your poor mom having a grammie moment!
:O)

Luckily she has a great sense of humor and isn't really sensitive about it. I was just kidding about the "grounded for life"...she jokes about it too.

In our family, being able to laugh at yourself is a survival skill. We're kinda brutal

 

[Flora Fan]

You guys are such a scream!

After reading Darian's flatulent post, I don't think I'll be able to ride the HM without bursting into laughter.

 

[tinkersmama]

I can't believe some of these. Don't these people have ANY class????

 

[Darian]

I can't believe some of these. Don't these people have ANY class????

Nope I'm thinkin' not....

 

[PghLybrt]

Wow I really thought that I would have found a story involving my family as the cause of one of these horrible moments. I am not saying that I have a horrible family but it just seems that we are always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
I will limit my story to the most recent trip. It was just my girlfriend her sister and their mom and dad that went. We are all well over the age of 21 and have no children. Because of this I have noticed that many people treat us differently as if we have no right to be in the parks or to be enjoying ourselves. ( I know that you all do not feel that way or there would be no reason for these boards!) But without fail it always happens. Last trip we were on the bus going back to the resort, it was around 7:30, not very late at night. We actually got out of our seats and gave them to people with little kids because that’s the right thing to do. Well, all we got was a bunch of complaints and not from one family but from 2 that we needed to be quite, and there should be no talking on the bus because there are little one trying to sleep. Sorry but we paid just as much as anybody and we really love Disney ( I am on trip # 46ish and I am 30) so after about the 5th comment I just lost it and then we acted like they wanted Ill admit (like a bunch of 5 year olds) and we became really obnoxious.
The same trip I had an unfortunate accident and was smacked in the face by a video camera (It was an accident). It hurt, there was blood, lots of it and I will admit that my first reaction was verbal and not the nicest choice of language. Well this guy passing by not only didn’t ask if I needed help or see if I was ok but told me to "watch your f@@king language I have children" (I never ever realized that children can only hear curse words from strangers and not their parents!)He proceeded to get on his cell phone and try to call security to get me thrown out of the park until he realized that we had the whole thing on film and it was clear as day! (we still watch how mad that guy was when we need a good laugh)

 

[PrincessJasmine1972]

Look at my thong
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think
I would be more discreet?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who shows
Everything...
Look at my stuff
Hurry, it's cold
How big a cup size should these seashells hold?
Looking at me you could say
Sure...she shows everything...

 

[angelbaby29871]

the worst shock i ever had at disney was over at mgm. we were all waiting in line at al's toy barn and they were doing character change over. unfortunately buzz couldn't come back out so we were told that he was off to save the world. the little kid in front of us was devestated but accepted that buzz has these things to do. but oh no the family in front of them went mad, the father was screaming that they had paid good money to come here and they wanted to see buzz. the CM tried to explain the rules but got called a dirty little *****. i was appalled at this, there was no need to be racist about it. afterall he could come back later.

 

[Joanna71985]

the worst shock i ever had at disney was over at mgm. we were all waiting in line at al's toy barn and they were doing character change over. unfortunately buzz couldn't come back out so we were told that he was off to save the world. the little kid in front of us was devestated but accepted that buzz has these things to do. but oh no the family in front of them went mad, the father was screaming that they had paid good money to come here and they wanted to see buzz. the CM tried to explain the rules but got called a dirty little *****. i was appalled at this, there was no need to be racist about it. afterall he could come back later.

Oh yeah. I hate when that happens. I know people will always react when I have to announce a character change. Haven't been called anything that bad yet, though.

 

[HooKooDooKu]

Look at my thong
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think
I would be more discreet?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who shows
Everything...
Look at my stuff
Hurry, it's cold
How big a cup size should these seashells hold?
Looking at me you could say
Sure...she shows everything...

I think we got the answer about the seashells over in the Funniest Comments Thread

Last week on the Jungle Cruise, the boats got backed up and CM started telling jokes. He asked, "Why does Ariel wear sea shells?" Well, the kids on the boat said, "Because she's a mermaid," but that wasn't the answer. The answer was: "Because 'B shells' were too small and 'D shells' were too big.
All the adults were laughing, but the kids just looked confused.

-Dorothy (LadyZolt)

 

[MI mom of 3]

bumping

 

[marconat]

I was having diner at Hollywood and Vine with my Dad, BIL and Husband, and this family were sitting at a table with the long bench... their little girl of about 3 or 4 years old was running on the bench and when the parents told her to come down, she just looked at them and shouted...Shut the F**k up... and then when they left, they put the little girl in her stroler and she just kept yelling until they FANALLY left the restaurant... what a brat...

 

[CR Resort Fan 4 Life]

Five drunk Women get on the Monorail at the Polynesian & what was worse they were singing very very loud. It was so bad Simon Cowel would have said some of his comments he is known for on American Idol. How do I know they were drunk & not just happy to be WDW, well they were holding these cups which did not contain soda or water. Anyway they finally get of at the Grand Floridian & I said to my parents thank god they are gone. However I felt sorry for anyone in the Grand Floridian because the Women were still singing as they were leaving.

 

[lyzziesmom]

Five drunk Women get on the Monorail at the Polynesian ...

This sounds like the beginning of a bad joke!

 

[jjarman]

I was having diner at Hollywood and Vine with my Dad, BIL and Husband, and this family were sitting at a table with the long bench... their little girl of about 3 or 4 years old was running on the bench and when the parents told her to come down, she just looked at them and shouted...Shut the F**k up... and then when they left, they put the little girl in her stroler and she just kept yelling until they FANALLY left the restaurant... what a brat...

OMG!! I would have died if my child said that but from your discription this is no big deal to that family. Hate to see them when she is 14.

This reminds me of a story a friend told me though. She was reading a story to her son, about age 5, and the neighbor girl, about age 8 and a little devil. There was a part in the book where the child's room was messy. My friend asked the kids what do you think the mother said when she saw that room? The little girl said, "Whose going to clean up this f****** mess?" What a lovely child. My son is 16 and does not cuss, not even the D word. At least not in my presence.

 

[AnaheimGirl]

The little girl said, "Whose going to clean up this f****** mess?" What a lovely child.

and even lovelier parents. Sounds like she learned it from her mom.