Indyman said:
So imbibing is the key? Hell, I can become the king of the world then.
I was thinking of buying one of those ivory towers, turning it into a duplex and renting it out.
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds are slim, Brain.
Brain: True.
Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
Brain: To my knowledge, never.
Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
Brain: Next to nil.
Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
Brain: Therefore, you are pondering what I'm pondering.
Pinky: Point, I guess I am.
Just don't call me a troll, oh wonderful internet peoples. Call me an idiot, call me a fool, call me stupid. Just don't call me a troll. Because if I tell you what I'm thinking, believe you me, it's honest and valid. And if it has 20,000 posts attached to it, it's real.
You may not like it, but that's the way the internet crumbles.
(Indy...... anyone who wants to buy real estate in Joisey is a-ok in my book.......)