ZZUB
Roll Tide, Mean It
- Joined
- May 9, 2003
- Messages
- 947
I've become DISnified. Although I don't post very often or very much, I like reading other people's posts. Evidently I've read too much.
I now think in DISspeak.
For instance, my wife told my daughter she would get to see Chip n' Dale when we are in Disney World next week. I reflexively corrected her, "Chuck and Dave."
I was speaking with a client a few weeks ago and she said she grew up in Texas. I immediately thought, "Texas born and Texas bred and when I die I'll be Texas dead."
In telling a story the other day I described the passage of time this way, "Not long ago, after the Bible began . . ."
For two days I've been telling people "I''m in single digits." But no one seems to understand me.
If you don't recognize these, than take heart, you have not been DISnified yet. However, if you can immediately place any or all of these, than like me, you've got a problem.
I know I'm not the first one to struggle with this problem. Is there some sort of support group I can join? Is there any help at all?
I now think in DISspeak.
For instance, my wife told my daughter she would get to see Chip n' Dale when we are in Disney World next week. I reflexively corrected her, "Chuck and Dave."
I was speaking with a client a few weeks ago and she said she grew up in Texas. I immediately thought, "Texas born and Texas bred and when I die I'll be Texas dead."
In telling a story the other day I described the passage of time this way, "Not long ago, after the Bible began . . ."
For two days I've been telling people "I''m in single digits." But no one seems to understand me.
If you don't recognize these, than take heart, you have not been DISnified yet. However, if you can immediately place any or all of these, than like me, you've got a problem.
I know I'm not the first one to struggle with this problem. Is there some sort of support group I can join? Is there any help at all?