What area are the executive suites located?
The very front. Balcony view of the parks.... sort of because all you can see is the very top of SM and Matterhorn.
I'm sorry, but no, I don't have low standards. The rooms we have been in are clean. Is it outdated? Yes. Is the lighting the best? No, it's old lamps with the yellow-y light bulbs that aren't amazing. But we returned from the park, got ready for the next day and went to bed, so it wasn't really an issue. It was *not* dirty on our trip in November. We weren't staying in a suite, just 2 standard double queen rooms. Shower size was not an issue for any of us. We had a couple in our party who were 6' and they had no issues with the shower. I had no issues with the shower either (5'3").
Height isn't an issue, width is. I pointed out I was 6'3" and 165# to give a reference as to my size. Athletic, not a wide bodied person. If I feel cramped, and can't wash my hair without my elbows hitting all the walls/door, it's an abnormally small shower. I can't speak to the dbl queen room, I believe some have a tub.
But there's no need to say others must have such low standards if their experience and opinion of the hotel is different than yours.
***I'm going to quote one post here, but the general theme was presented in multiple other posts-
Standards are... perception based. Many people on the Dis have lower standards, this doesn't mean they have low standards, they simply are lower than others. How many people here make excuses for the room sizes in the moderates and deluxes (in WDW for example) by saying things exactly as you (and others) have just said "we returned from the park, got ready for the next day and went to bed, so it wasn't
really an issue." As one example of excuses and dismissals. Personally I'm tired of suffering in tiny rooms at WDW, it's why I rarely stay on property any more. As much as I love Contemporary I'm done with it but I'm digressing now.
The Executive Disney suite isn't a tiny suite in and of itself, it's two rooms and two bathrooms, my size issue was in relation to the bathroom in the master bedroom.
Clean is also a relative standard as well, what exactly does that mean? It's a variable scale and while the room isn't filthy, it doesn't "feel" clean, poor lighting, dingy carpet and walls / wall paper, old sheets, counters that should have been replace in the 90's probably. There is reason why they aren't putting in better lighting, lol.
As to noise, my complaints are BOTH from the road noise (which is barely muffled by the closed balcony door) AND the pipes running through the building from the room behind and/or over us (we're on the second floor).
The Dis Exc suite is listed for $229 a night on most non peak nights + taxes and fees + $12 a night parking fee, for that price and in this area I expect more.
Personally I'm pissed. I'd have spent the extra few hundred for the week and stayed at a DL hotel but I thought the extra space and being so close anyway would make this nicer, plus the retroish "tropicana" seemed cool at the time.
If this place was $50 a night or maybe even $75 a night I wouldn't be so critical because that's all it's worth but it's not so I'm basing my review on the $225 a night and for that price range, they get rated on that price point.
Someone mentioned it's star rating, I just checked TA and they list it as 2.5 stars out of 5. Should have looked closer at that.