Happy Festivus!!

[cynsaun]

We are putting up the Festivus pole right now.

Festivus for the rest of us!!

 

[Nebsky]

Who is going to lead off in the Airing of Grievances???

 

[Funkyzeit mit Bruno]

When do we begin the Airing of Grievances.

 

[Funkyzeit mit Bruno]

I have a grievance concerning my internet connection.

 

[herc]

When do you do the feats of strength and the airing of grievances?

The Festivus Pole

Not a tree, a pole. No decorations. Tinsel is very distracting from the true meaning of the holiday. The pole is tall, silver, hollow, long, skinny, and heavy.


The Feats of Strength

This is the time during the celebration where the head of the family tests his strength against one lucky person. Festivus is not over until the head of the family is pinned. You are allowed to decline only if you have something to do instead

The Airing of Grievances

This is the part of the holiday where you tell your family and friends all the ways they have disappointed you during the year.

 

[Nebsky]

I guess the REDSOX win is
another Festivus Miracle?

 

[Jolie C]

I'll start..... monkeyboy, your mailbox has been full for days!!!

How was that?

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by Nebsky
I guess the REDSOX win is
another Festivus Miracle?

It IS a Festivus miracle!!!



And, Jolie, I completely agree! And, we still have no action figures!

 

[Rozzie]

my check is allready made out to the Human Fund..........

 

[Jolie C]

Originally posted by cynsaun
And, Jolie, I completely agree! And, we still have no action figures!

If he comes through with the action figures, it will be a Festivus Miracle!

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by Jolie C
If he comes through with the action figures, it will be a Festivus Miracle!

Yes, it will be a Festivus Miracle! (dabs eyes with a tissue.)

 

[Crankyshank]

So THAT's why they are putting up a huge pole in the parking lot

 

[herc]

Serenity now! Serenity now!

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by Jolie C
I'll start..... monkeyboy, your mailbox has been full for days!!!

How was that?

 

[Jolie C]

What, you thought I was just ignoring you, mb?

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by Jolie C
What, you thought I was just ignoring you, mb?

Action figures are on back order

 

[Jolie C]

Originally posted by monkeyboy


Action figures are on back order

HEY! I thought you had inside connections! What's with the back order crap?

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by Jolie C
HEY! I thought you had inside connections! What's with the back order crap?

Jolie, I think it's time he suffer the Feats of Strength!

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by Jolie C
What's with the back order crap?

You scartch my back order...I'll scratch your

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by cynsaun
Jolie, I think it's time he suffer the FISTS OF WUNE !