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An A Mole Joke In Honor Of Mole Day
Once upon a time
There was a mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside
of a farm house out in the country.
The papa mole stuck his head out of the hole one morning and said, "Mmmmm, I smell
sausage.
The mama mole stuck her head out of the hole and said
"Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."
The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't
because of the two bigger moles.
The baby mole said,
"The only thing I can smell is moleasses."

Once upon a time
There was a mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside
of a farm house out in the country.
The papa mole stuck his head out of the hole one morning and said, "Mmmmm, I smell
sausage.
The mama mole stuck her head out of the hole and said
"Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."
The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't
because of the two bigger moles.
The baby mole said,
"The only thing I can smell is moleasses."
Mole Day is celebrated every year at the high school where I teach. They kids bring in all kinds of moles dressed up and they decorate the science rooms! I'll have to pass this one along!