Halloween Funny

[Pugdog007]

So these kids came to the door, various ages but the little one looked about 6 and was dressed up as Groucho Marx (so I figured out.) I asked him, "Who are you tonight?" And he responded, "I'm a Canadian." I thought... oh OK. As they were walking away, big brother slapped him in the back of the head and said, "You're a comedian dummy... not a Canadian."

 

[jedi_librarian]

 

[Cantw8]

that's a good one.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

 

[MagicalMom]

 

[GoodFairies]

Funny.

Here's mine:

Dad carries kid up to my door and says "trick or treat." I give out the candy and the dad says to the kid "say thank you" and the kid is just staring into space. The dad goes, "ok, then say purple" and the kid says "purple" and the dad says "good" and they walk away.