Half Term Horrors

[Lisash]

Thought this might make you smile. Picture the scene ...

I'm sitting feet up with a cup of tea and DVD on this afternoon when DS starts screaming like I've never heard him before. I go dashing up to him taking the stairs two at a time and thinking whether i should call an ambulance or put him in my car and drive him to hospital myself (screaming like this can only be for broken leg or worse) I get to his room to find him running round in circles holding his bottom whilst DD is literally rolling on the floor laughing at him

Eventually when I can get any sense out of them it turns out that earlier in the day DS had accidentally swallowed a piece of bubble gum. Knowing how much I hate the stuff anyway he didn't want to tell me but after worrying about it for a while decided to ask DD what happens if you happen to swallow some. She told him that he would live but not to go breaking wind for a few days as there was a strong possibility that if he did a huge pink bubble would emerge from his bottom

Aren't kids cruel. Funny but cruel. I have put him right on the matter, but can't stop laughing

 

[wils]

That is fabulous!

 

[Miffy2003]

That is very funny!!

 

[Scottish_Maleficent]

Funny!!!!!!!!

 

[Minniespal]

Very funny

 

[Beth__WDW23/6/02]

Oh My! Hahahahaha

 

[uktigger]

fantastic

eve

 

[Ware Bears]

 

[mandymouse]

Kids !! Don't ya just love 'em ??

 

[disney13]

I wonder what would happen if they had some matches and.......

Sorry, very funny story!

Andy

 

[Cyrano]

priceless

 

[natalielongstaff]

that is too funny

 

[carolfoy]

great story, I'll have to use that one on my DS, I can't STAND kids chewing gum!