Just because those things are untrue where you live, doesn't mean they are untrue everywhere. I know in Missouri you can/ or at least you could in the not so distant past - do an apprenticeship to get your license.
To be perfectly honest, an apprenticeship is the BETTER way to earn your licence, especially in a multi-stylist shop....you're learning in the "real world", and being supervised by people who are up to date on the newest techniques and styles. The chemicals etc are also better quality...most (but not all) beauty schools go for the cheapest stuff available to keep costs down.
Yes, I learned the "basics" at School...but I learned MORE in the first 3 months in a real salon AFTER I got my licence. A decent stylist will also continue their education...taking courses and attending lectures etc after school...
A lot of the stuff I had to spend weeks learning at school was out-dated: 1940's out-dated. I could make you look like Marlene Ditriech or Marilyn Monroe, but Madonna or Rachel from Friends? Not so much!
