Sorry it's been so long, everybody! I'm suprised none of you have hunted me down yet! Thank god none of you know where I live! However, Mom has been harassing me to post, so she could probably be persuaded to give up my location. Anyway, onto the trip!
Our new hotel has no breakfast (booo!), so we'll be eating every meal out now. This morning we ate at Ponderosa. Guess what? It was a buffet! Don't tell me you didn't see that one coming!
After breakfast, it was off to Animal Kingdom. First up was Kali River, then we decided to go try and catch the Festival of the Lion King. However, on the way we found some characters! We got to meet Pooh, Piglet, Eeyore and Tigger. Anyway, we ended up missing the first part of the Lion King. Guess we'll have to wait until the next trip for that... Then, well, it was actually time for lunch. What an exciting day this will be for you guys to read! *lol*
Lunch is at Pizzafari. I think this is actually where I had my truamatic dining experience. Whoa, let me back up and do a side note...
*~* At Disney, we did all counter service meals. We quickly worked out a system. Mom and Darrin would find out what we wanted , then go get in line to order. Then, Sister, The Boy and I would head off to find a table. Now, if you ever want to see people act like a bunch of scurvy, no-good pirates, eat at a Disney counter service resturant!
It's hard enough even to find a table to begin with, and then you have the young couples. You knw who I mean, just the two of them staring loving at each other AND TAKING UP A TABLE BIG ENOUGH FOR FIVE!!!!

Ahhhh!!!! However, our little crew became real good at comandeering tables, and could steal your table right out from under your tray without you even noticing!

Pirates! Anyway, back to our system.
We three would head off in search of a table. We would spread out, staying within sight of each other, however. When one of us found a table, we would throw our fanny pack on it, all but lay across the table top and flail wildly for the other two meambers of our table pirating crew.
Then, Sister and The Boy would stay there, and I would head off to tell Mom and Darrin where we were, and collect napkins, straws, condiements and the sort. Usually we would all end up crammed into a tiny table.
Actually, the best table trick was to find a big table with either no chairs, or one or two. Sister and The Boy would guard it, while I went around to people who had extra chairs at their table, and asked them if I could have them. They always obliged.*~*
Anyway, today we lucked out. I found a big table, with wnought chairs! I was quite pleased about this. I stood back to the table, leaning on it, and flagged Sister and The Boy.
My elation did not last long, however.
Once I caught the ateention of the other two, I unsnapped my fanny-pack and turned to set it on the table. To my suprise, there was a woman at my table, spreading all her stuff over the top.
"I had this table," I said.
"You weren't sitting here," she replied with a nasty grin, as she made herself comfortable.

I just shook my head and stormed off. I wasn't going to fight with some woman in front of a bunch of kids. What I really felt like doing was swiping all her stuff onto her floor, tipping her out of her chair, flopping down on it and saying "I'M SITTING NOW!!!!"

However, that would of been very un-disneyish.
Needless to say, I eventually found a table.
After lunch, we did Kali River again, then it was Everest. My last ride on Everest! *sob* Then, we headed out. Wow...we actually didn't do a whole lot today.
So, we decided to head back to the hotel, but Mom had another suprise...Beaches and Cream!!! I saw a picture of the No Way Jose sundae on the food thread before we had left, and Sister and I had been dreaming about having one for months, and we finally got to do it! We shared it, and even managed to finish it off. It was so good, but I felt so sick after. It was way too hot for that much ice cream! Oh, The Boy, Mom and Darrin split a Milky Way sundae, which was just as big as ours.
Then, we headed back to the hotel for a swim, and to try to work off some of that sundae, I guess. When we were walking up to our hotel, I see something that horrifies me. The giant mutant grasshopper has follwed me to our room!

It appears that somebody had stepped on it, since it had legs missing. The most terrifying thing, however, was the fact that it was trying to eat a gecko! Arg! It's a meat eater!!! Anyway, after that scaring incident, we went for our swim, while Mom and Darrin did laundry.
After our swim, we headed out to find a place to have supper. Across from our old hotel, we find an A&W drive-in! The whole time we were at the other hotel we had never noticed it! Now, I don't know if an A&W drive-in is a big deal in the States, but we don't have them around here anymore. My parents had talked about them from when they were young, and I had always wanted to go one! The Boy and Sister got milkshakes with supper, and even just looking at them made me want to vomit! How could they even *THINK* about ice cream after those huge sundaes?? Blah!
While we are eating supper, I start trying to persuade Mom and Darrin that we should go to mini golf. I am a mini golf fanatic! I love it. However, Darrin's reasponse everytime I had mentioned it was "Come all the way to Disney to play godd**n mini golf!" However, we had nothing else planned for the evening, so Mom worked on him too and we got our way. I wanted to do pirate mini golf, but we couldn't find it, so we did Congo River Mini Golf instead.
Congo River was awesome. You had the choice of 2 different courses, and it was all decorated very well. There was also a scavenger hunt to do while golfing, and if you found everything, you got a prize at the end. Anyway, part way through the course, it starts to drizzle. Then rain. Then pour. Then full out major storm! We got almost to the last hole when they asked everyone to please leave the course. They also gave us a rain check, good for up to a year so we could come back and play.
That was about it for the day. We drove back to the hotel in the storm, then watched TV for a bit. Then went to bed. Tomorrow is our last day *sob* We'll be spending it at Magic Kingdom of course!
