Gywneth Paltrow names her baby Apple..

I think it's cute, but imagine when she's an octogenarian... Granny Apple!
 
Originally posted by Melora
Maybe she was thinking "AHHHHHHhhhhhh, shes the APPLE of my eye"?

Maybe she just wants to be different.... at some point, most kids don't LIKE being different or having a name that others will make fun of.

Either way not a very pretty name IMHO.

Wonder where she really did get the idea from?

I bet she was on heavy drugs with a name like that. She was one BIG baby girl. imagine pushing a watermelon out of a keyhole! LOL :teeth:
 
Now I'm all for individuality, but that name is just plain STUPID...:crazy: I think Apple Blythe sounds like a martini, or a stripper. Poor kid, like someone already said-at least she'll be rich.:hyper:

What ever happened to good old fashioned names like Moon Unit, or Dweezle?:rolleyes:
 
I'm not nearly as annoyed with the name Apple as I am annoyed with Gywneth Paltrow. For some reason, she is one celebrity that I just have this bizarre dislike for -- can't really put my finger on why......
 

Originally posted by goofygirl
When I was kid, it used to be that mostly the African-American kids had names that were unique.


Exactly why I named my child MICHAEL. Can't STAND "unique" names.

I predict Apple will be in therapy with the other Hollywood kids! :p
 
Originally posted by GailT
I bet she was on heavy drugs with a name like that. She was one BIG baby girl. imagine pushing a watermelon out of a keyhole! LOL :teeth:


well thank god she didn't name her child watermelon then!
 
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Originally posted by tiggersmom2
At first I was thinking "Apple"?! What was this woman thinking?! But then I remembered by Mom's best friend named her daughter Dorcus:eek: I would much rather be an Apple than a Dorcus!!!!!

OMG - I thought I was the only one that knew a Dorcus!!

My Ex-husband's aunt's name was Dorcus Pauline. His mother was Olive Pearl.

Now we have Apple - named after a fruit and an old computer



:rotfl: :rotfl:
 
Originally posted by tiggersmom2
At first I was thinking "Apple"?! What was this woman thinking?! But then I remembered by Mom's best friend named her daughter Dorcus:eek: I would much rather be an Apple than a Dorcus!!!!!

Dorcas is a biblical name. Dorcas was a woman who was very wise, and well thought of. She had died, and was brought back to life. If I remember right, Dorcas meant wisdom or something like that.
 
Believe it or not, my hairdresser knows an Apple. I asked if she hated her name and she said she loved it.

I honestly didn't think anyone else had ever named their child Apple, but Gwyneth was not the first.
 
Originally posted by hentob
What do you think?

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I think I would have to insert the "Jack Black CUCKOO" face here
 
I have a student whose last name is Pie -- maybe she can marry her brother when she grows up.
 
I want some of what Gwyneth was taking when she named Apple. I'm sure the grandparents were proud when she announced that!

A good friend of mine is named Dorcas and her mother took it from the Bible.

Lori
 
Could have been worse. Could have named her Macintosh or Compaq!
 
We have a chapel at our local Catholic College called
Dorcas Chapel - Know I know why.

Apple-Maybe she has a different way of saying appel,

a ppel
 














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