Guess What?!

[*NikkiBell*]

Hahahaha. This totally reminds me of my boyfriend's sis in law. She was leaning against the glass window of an ice cream parlor, tooted louder than sin, and actually fogged up the window.

 

[DisDarling]

Too funny- LOVE your humor!!

Thanks for that!!

Amy

 

[CelticBelle]

Hahahaha. This totally reminds me of my boyfriend's sis in law. She was leaning against the glass window of an ice cream parlor, tooted louder than sin, and actually fogged up the window.

Funny...yet soo disgusting!

 

[DVCsince02]

I think we all needed a good laugh.

 

[mommyceratops]

Nothing worse than when an 18 yo boy fogs a room. I'm always bugging him to come sit with his ol' ma for a spell, and EVERY SINGLE TIME he lets one rip! Passive-aggressive, I tell ya.

Man! I can't wait til my boys are older....NOT!

Just throw him in the cistern!

 

[MD DisneyFreaks]

Chicken Butt!!!

Guess Who

Chicken Poo!!!

Thought we needed some Poop jokes on the board....it had been way to long.

DS5 and I were at Target today and he farts really loud (I mean grown man fart).....He giggles and says "whooooa that was AMAZING!" I look up and there is this older woman looking at me disgusted look on her face....I just said "guess you feel better..." when I got in the car we had a conversation about saying exscuse me....

Hope that doesn't get me kicked off the boards!?

and he farts really loud (I mean grown man fart)


...that's just begging for the tag fairy!!!!

 

[macheath]

and he farts really loud (I mean grown man fart)


...that's just begging for the tag fairy!!!!

Spewed Coke on my computer!

This thread is cracking me up! Thanks for a good laugh....

 

[mommyceratops]

Hahahaha. This totally reminds me of my boyfriend's sis in law. She was leaning against the glass window of an ice cream parlor, tooted louder than sin, and actually fogged up the window.

What is louder than sin?

That is funny!! Oh man!!!

I didn't know farts could fog up windows....hmm could that be a science project for school?!

 

[ExBellhop]

DS5 and I were at Target today and he farts really loud (I mean grown man fart).....He giggles and says "whooooa that was AMAZING!"

I would probably pay a dollar or two to have this as my cellphone ringtone. Right in the middle of a big meeting, I forget to turn my phone down, and you hear a giant ripper, followed by a 5 year old's voice touting his amazing abilities.

Thank you for the *fantastic* story!

-ExBellhop

 

[CelticBelle]

What is louder than sin?

That is funny!! Oh man!!!

I didn't know farts could fog up windows....hmm could that be a science project for school?!

sure, you jurt cozy up against a window, let one rip and turn around real fast and take a picture. Repeat until you get results. Then hypothesize about what is in you farts that would cause this to happen.

Poof! theres your science project!

 

[ExBellhop]

Then hypothesize about what is in you farts that would cause this to happen.

Poof! theres your science project!

I hypothesize that Taco Bell farts will fog the window more completely than McDonald's farts.

Please begin the test.

Funding will be forthcoming. And by forthcoming, I mean not coming at all.

Just let me know how it goes.

Thanks!
ExBellhop

 

[CelticBelle]

I hypothesize that Taco Bell farts will fog the window more completely than McDonald's farts.

Tag fairy anyone?

 

[tinkbutt]

I hypothesize that Taco Bell farts will fog the window more completely than McDonald's farts.

Please begin the test.

Funding will be forthcoming. And by forthcoming, I mean not coming at all.

Just let me know how it goes.

Thanks!
ExBellhop

It's so funny you say that my DBF was going on and on about Taco Bell farts last night

trust me those are nasty!

 

[mommyceratops]

It's so funny you say that my DBF was going on and on about Taco Bell farts last night

trust me those are nasty!

And he is still DBF?? Not Ex??

 

[mommyceratops]

I hypothesize that Taco Bell farts will fog the window more completely than McDonald's farts.

Please begin the test.

Funding will be forthcoming. And by forthcoming, I mean not coming at all.

Just let me know how it goes.

Thanks!
ExBellhop

I will bring the idea up at staff meeting tommorrow see if any teachers are up for the challenge of a science project -

 

[CelticBelle]

I will bring the idea up at staff meeting tommorrow see if any teachers are up for the challenge of a science project -

You can just move your meeting to taco bell and get an early start.

 

[tinkbutt]

And he is still DBF?? Not Ex??

YEAH he is my Best friend!

besides what man doesn't have GAS!!!

 

[LilGMom]

Chicken Butt!!!

Guess Who

Chicken Poo!!!

Want to know why?


Chicken thigh!

 

[DVCsince02]

Want to know why?

Chicken thigh!

Guess when...

Quarter to hen

 

[I<3EvilQueen]

Wow. I haven't heard the "Guess What?...Chicken Butt" thing in forever..

Thanks for the smiles and the memories