Guess What?!

[mommyceratops]

Chicken Butt!!!

Guess Who

Chicken Poo!!!

Thought we needed some Poop jokes on the board....it had been way to long.

DS5 and I were at Target today and he farts really loud (I mean grown man fart).....He giggles and says "whooooa that was AMAZING!" I look up and there is this older woman looking at me disgusted look on her face....I just said "guess you feel better..." when I got in the car we had a conversation about saying exscuse me....

Hope that doesn't get me kicked off the boards!?

 

[CelticBelle]

Thanks for sharing. Ive had similar situations with my little cousin. In a store he will fart silently and then walk away to another aisle leaving you standing next to other customers with a foul stench in the air.

 

[mommyceratops]

Thanks for sharing. Ive had similar situations with my little cousin. In a store he will fart silently and then walk away to another aisle leaving you standing next to other customers with a foul stench in the air.

Oh my DH does that!

Gee, now I just realized that must be why I covet my time shopping alone!

 

[bettyann29]

Thanks I needed a laugh today!

 

[TXYankee]

<giggle>

Thanks for the smile!!

 

[Mouse Skywalker]

DS5 and I were at Target today and he farts really loud (I mean grown man fart).....He giggles and says "whooooa that was AMAZING!" I look up and there is this older woman looking at me disgusted look on her face....I just said "guess you feel better..." when I got in the car we had a conversation about saying exscuse me....

Got your own little Chemical Ali there...

 

[IWISHFORDISNEY]

That is too funny. Kids always tell the truth. My little darling was at the park with me and DH taking our morning walk. This lady was one of my chubby sisters all dressed in red. My son said very loudly. LOOK MOMMY SHE IS ALL WIGGLY. Go crawl under a rock. She and everyone else herd him.

As far as the fart thing. Lookie over there at my tag. The cafeteria lady at work farted on me very loudly and I dropped my tray. Picture corn and mashed potatoes all over the floor. Very embarrassing.

 

[Cool-Beans]

We do need some fun around here.

I was in an elevator with a little boy (about 4, maybe 5 years) and his mom once. The little boy burped a burp that my teenage boys would be proud of...then starting laughing. His mom shot him the evil eye and said, "That is NOT funny, Matthew."

He stopped immediately and wiped that smirk off his face and looked ashamed and looked around at me. I was just looking at him, but he was too cute, so I said, "It's a LITTLE funny." And he tried so hard not to smile. Until mom did.

It was a the best ride I ever had in an elevator.

Boys and burps and farts and poo. What are you going to do?

 

[tinkbutt]

great story

 

[kab407]

I was sitting in MCO yesterday waiting for my flight home. All the sudden I hear the loudest belch. I look up from my book and see this little boy, maybe 5 or 6 with the biggest grin on his face. I had all I could do from laughing. Needless to say his Mom was none to happy.

My nephews have no problem burping and farting in front of people. Little boys have no shame.

Thank you Kim!

 

[DLBDS]

You would think my DD10's diet consisted only of refried beans, broccoli and Fiber One cereal. She farts all the time. I've started punishing her when she does it in the car (When it's cold, I roll the windows ALL THE WAY down on her side of the car....and LEAVE THEM DOWN!). I mean, at least ya know those elevator doors are gonna open up within a few seconds. There's no where to run when you're trapped in a car. She takes after DH.

 

[mommyceratops]

Glad I could make some laughs.....

I work with kids half the day and they love to burp and fart.

when my youngest was about 3 he woke up one morning and curled up then farted right in my face....he starts giggling and goes "I target you"

So needless to say my 2DS target everyone in the family! Even the Grandmas!

 

[froggy5657]

I don't mind my peers burping, but they never say excuse me even when they burp on me!

 

[Dizney_Fanatic]

None of my friends ever say "excuse me" after they burp, especially this one girl...

 

[jcb]

Since we are somewhat on the subject, I suspect we could write a whole book about the things heard in Target.

Did I really want to hear two male college roomates discussing their criteria for selecting toilet paper? "I want something really soft. I'm tired of the rough stuff."

I wanted to hit them. . . . but I didn't.

 

[Dizney_Fanatic]

Since we are somewhat on the subject, I suspect we could write a whole book about the things heard in Target.

Did I really want to hear two male college roomates discussing their criteria for selecting toilet paper? "I want something really soft. I'm tired of the rough stuff."

I wanted to hit them. . . . but I didn't.

Actually, thats a legit complaint. Why would you want the rough stuff?

 

[jcb]

I don't care about their preferences. I just didn't want to share it with them.

 

[mommyceratops]

Since we are somewhat on the subject, I suspect we could write a whole book about the things heard in Target.

Did I really want to hear two male college roomates discussing their criteria for selecting toilet paper? "I want something really soft. I'm tired of the rough stuff."

I wanted to hit them. . . . but I didn't.

Yup some things will never leave the ears.

 

[DVCsince02]

 

[UrsulasShadow]

Nothing worse than when an 18 yo boy fogs a room. I'm always bugging him to come sit with his ol' ma for a spell, and EVERY SINGLE TIME he lets one rip! Passive-aggressive, I tell ya.