nativetxn
<font color=teal>Moderator<br><font color=red>Hono
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So, I am on a Disney cruise. Got to Acapulco and decided to call home. My dh tells me to call Travis because the Cruise Line sort of messed up his flower order for me on my birthday and he needed to know.
Okay, I can do that. I don't call Travis because he is teaching and I don't want to disturb him so, I call Lori, my daughter-in-law, instead. The conversation went like this:
Let's just skip ahead, now. I am driving everyone crazy. They are trapped with me until September 3, I figure there are at least 1,000 people remaining who don't know that I'm going to be a grandmother, but they will, I promise you.
I'm so hap, hap, HAPPY. I'm going to be a grandma...did you know that makes a great little chant when you set it to a conga beat? My shipmates know
I'm so obnoxious but we all knew that I would be, didn't we?
I already bought a little size one outfit in Acapulco (smallest size available), I just HAD to buy something.
I couldn't wait to tell everyone my happy news. Celebrate with me! I'm gonna be Grandma...I'm gonna be a Grandma! (See, doesn't that work well with a conga beat?)
Okay, I can do that. I don't call Travis because he is teaching and I don't want to disturb him so, I call Lori, my daughter-in-law, instead. The conversation went like this:
Lori: Did you get our email?
Me: I haven't checked my email in a couple of days
Lori: Okay, well, I'm pregnant
Me: SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lori: Owww...do you know how far away I had to hold the phone when you did that???
Me: I haven't checked my email in a couple of days
Lori: Okay, well, I'm pregnant
Me: SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lori: Owww...do you know how far away I had to hold the phone when you did that???
Let's just skip ahead, now. I am driving everyone crazy. They are trapped with me until September 3, I figure there are at least 1,000 people remaining who don't know that I'm going to be a grandmother, but they will, I promise you.
I'm so hap, hap, HAPPY. I'm going to be a grandma...did you know that makes a great little chant when you set it to a conga beat? My shipmates know

I'm so obnoxious but we all knew that I would be, didn't we?
I already bought a little size one outfit in Acapulco (smallest size available), I just HAD to buy something.
I couldn't wait to tell everyone my happy news. Celebrate with me! I'm gonna be Grandma...I'm gonna be a Grandma! (See, doesn't that work well with a conga beat?)

I am so happy for you! I hope one day to be one!
Wow!! What a wonderful birthday gift!! Congrats!!


