Grubbin' & Boozin': And you thought last year was bad! *NEW, 2.23, PAGE 33

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Great Ali :rotfl:
I have to say though the part about Meredith and McDreamy made me LOL :thumbsup2 but the part about the keys made me :scared: (if that was me I know I would somehow get the blame even if I didn't drive
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Hi Ali! I'm popping by your thread, again, to say "Hi!" once more. But this time I'm bringing us McDonalds. 'Cause we're hung over from that bottle of vodka and the one lime. I gotta second the water park comment. It made me laugh so hard. I FIRMLY agree. You've got to watch the 1st season of "Malcolm in the Middle"... the 'Waterpark' episode. It's everything you hate about water parks... and more. It is GREAT! You'll appreciate it. And that whole series... if you don't already. Anywho... PLEASE give us, your fans, some more TRIP! Bring it on. Cheers, Mel.
 
vettechick99 said:
ghostly people who blind you with their pasty legs. No offense to my readers from England, of course. We can't all live in south Georgia.


Um, yeah. Don't forget NEW England. Queen of the pasty, here. And meet DH, the king. My mom was worried when we got married that our kids would be so pale they'd be translucent. Jellyfish kids.

Love your reports, and so happy to have another chapter so soon. Are you trying to keep up with 1000thhappyhaunt? ;)
 
Great! Another installment! Don't stop now or I'll send our horrible weather to haunt you - cold wet sleet (no pretty white stuff) for 2 days now! pixiedust:
 

Me again. I forgot the apple pies. You can have both. Listen... I forgot to tell you not to let Kory watch that 'Waterpark' episode. That would be bad. Very bad. Keep 'em comin'! You rock. Mel.
 
kpk89 said:
Um, yeah. Don't forget NEW England. Queen of the pasty, here. And meet DH, the king. My mom was worried when we got married that our kids would be so pale they'd be translucent. Jellyfish kids.

Love your reports, and so happy to have another chapter so soon. Are you trying to keep up with 1000thhappyhaunt? ;)

Jellyfish kids! :rotfl2:

I don't know how or why I churned out another report. It's amazing me as well! I think I'm just on a roll so I gotta keep with it. Maybe I'll have another installment by next Friday. That's the goal at least!

Mel, don't be bringing McDonalds over here! Kory loooooooooves McDonalds. He would eat there every other day if he could (the other days he'd be at the local chicken place).

But bring on those apple pies! Yum!
 
vettechick99 As I'm heading to the register to check out said:
There's trouble. I've just explained to my dogs that their jobs in exchange for food, walks, copious belly rubs, and a place to sleep (ON the bed, UNDER the covers)...is abject humiliation next Halloween. They are not amused. They had some choice words for you, Allison, for being the one to let me know this store exists...
 
Vettechick: "ghostly people who blind you with their pasty legs. No offense to my readers from England, of course. We can't all live in south Georgia."

HEY YOU!!!!! I am from Georgia.....Marietta and Warner Robins, and yet I have ghostly legs :rotfl2: :rotfl: It's pretty funny actually, but sadly I didn't get the I live in the south genes, and am subjected to many years of bright whiteness, which everyone shall shuffer from the glow of my legs. SO listen here missy.... ;) just because you live in the south doesn't mean you get a tan :rotfl2:
 
Vettechick you are too talented! I agree with the pp, I'm waiting for a novel!
 
A cliffhanger!! You're as bad as Grey's Anatomy (love that show!)!

Loved the picture of the Disney Ten Dollar (or less) store - bet everything is $9.99!
 
I'm reading your report completely out of order (I tend to do that), but just chiming in to say that my coworkers are wondering when I'm going to stop giggling like a little girl and get back to work.

And I get the "Hubby doesn't get Disney like I do" thing. My husband swears we won't be back for 5 years. The question is...can I wait that long???? :scared:

Love, love, love your trip report. Although I have to admit...I'm not much of a drinker so I really cannot relate to the boozing part so much. I hope that's not a problem.
 
new & old poster. you figure it out. why offer my observations? just to say
thanks. your trip/tripping reports are very educational. from someone that
knows it all. oh that's right- you are a professional educator. darn -none of
my teachers were ever so insightful. by the way--remember the ..mmm...
the one little rascal in your class. sorry to confess, i sorta likum. first observation, two reports on suceeding pages? pixiedust: must have fallen?
f.y.i. i don't measure lifetime in years, rather in experiences. so that makes
me waybefore your times-- [dick & jane era] of course my family being 10
kids with majority of boys meant nothing like dick's idea family though the
kid closest to me was a "jane"...my mother had us in pairs. but ever wonder
why they [gov't people] removed dick/jane readers? well dick grew up and now the "not" so proud owner of : dick 's~ last resort. he chnged his old motto --see spot, see spot run--to "you can't kill a man born to hang". i
think jane is his promoter because on the back of his match books it seez-
{this match****k [sorry your pic of distracting/revealing- very and be aware
such pics could cause you to lose some male fans especially if their wives
discover such wonderful pics.& i better scratched wonderful to too mant details] back to dick's last resort/bar---his matchb****ks are worth something. mail it back and see...however, jane the writes, " i wouldn't expect too much, knowing what a tight wad dick is. he'll probably send you some worthless piece of trash he got from the floor. [see the family connection/ brother & sister love?] or he probably send something he got from his insurance man.
ha! i know where she going....finally claiming not to take it personally..he's a
jerk!!! yep i think we all can see why the schools quietly removed those
wonderful family stories. i 've thecollector's editions. :eek: oh, dick's resort
is in texass..* second observation-we :grouphug: were at the world exactly
the same time and was at crt oct3... for you see i have put away my childless ways and now dedicated to the best wife/partner/friend in the
world..including disney. and though i never desrerved it--was blessed with
a pixiedust: princess: . actually she is a princess: by birthright even
though we were dirt poor because my grandfather direct descndant to the
piatt family[see piattcastles]. isn't life a blast and why my motto is to
"live" until you die. and see, this is our french connection to our canada
neighbors. [ quick reference to your friend/co -writer happy haunt who
have demonstrated herself as awonderful wife & mother. let say i knew
her type and her stories brings her memory back] and in your spirit, with a beutiful princess-she only 9 but already beautiful... i permitted all the disney radiant/instad of hottie princesses to kiss the princess: 's fahter-me :bitelip: :blush: :sunny: . so the rain that day didn't ruin our :cloud9: . * observation 3 / like i say if i had an instructor with your qualities, i knowwould have paid some attention to class ASSIGNMENTS. however, to be safe, i am keeping myteenager/college man from your reports. too much educational to digesss and i believe there is the risk of hernias and or ulcers.
that is, you are in the mature audience rating. of course, as you already recogniozed --maturity dosen't enter one's thinking until past [midnight]
experiences. *observation # 4 ..your gun pic reminder me of my paperboy
days.nothing like being a target to develop your running skills. i just want to say give the kids a break..at least they're working. andback in mydating years, it was always on my not to do list...date a girl with any gun. it reminded me of one little rascal/darling on my paper route. you see i was the ruint of the family...
this girl threatened me that if i refused to be her boyfriend she'll pound me.
lucy/charlie brown situation. and it's not very good for your ego to have had a girl on top of you ..with pounding fists. i bet you i was up that swingset for 2hours until her parents came home. in case your innocence, iam sorry.
by the way is that's reefer your dog happened to roll into a pretty good
cigarrette? * observation #5 = i think if your husband ever reads these
spectular reports/pictures he'll realized how lucky he is to have an expert
manipulator he has to help him escape life boredom. i sorta noticed that almost 100% of the adventures he doing what you want. he dosen't stand
a chance, does he? which tells me your arevery good and thereason not
to share these reports with my wife. [yep, sorry for those husbands who
wives been reading and learning :scared: ]. observation #6. unfortunately
growing up dirt poor, all we could do was to pool our paperboy monies for
the cheapest brand. ofcourse you wouldn't knowthat brand but i give
2 hints -one had a farm and one had a refernce to aging. observation # lucky..777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777
because of you, recently @ work we have been having some lively discussions
over george's [sin-fried tv show] expremient to combine man two favorites things....i think he would have been moresucessful if his selection was better.
your husband input would be welcome. observation #8 ..ohhh i already know
where the key thing going---i had a similar issue in 2003 going to crt where
my wife left my ticket in the car....funny since we just had a debate on the
way over and she had all the rest. that's my wife..the dearest. luckily from
my way i grewup i can move..and would been back on time if the stupid monorail hadn't brokendown! ok.. so you really like the wedding crashers?
i happened to do a community project and have extrramovie posters of that
movie. if you like copy let me know. however, i only request you don't tell
your husband whereyou got it. finally, i like to share you how i discover
disney magic for real. back in 2002 we weretaking one of those littleboats
back to the wildness lodge....when a mother of a 2 y old ask if her daughter
couldsit by my 4y/o daughter..she explained that her little one knows that
my daughter is "ariel". well that might soundcrazy but if you ever see my
little one,you woyld believe too. pixiedust: . of course ,we agreed. now
if you could picture this little princess: looking up to my little princess: was
undescrible magic...that little girl/strangers showed me how important diseny
canbe.my little girl was unaware of her admirer and it made the watching
pixiedust: . i will never forget that moment. anyway, this was my apprication
letter which i hope made you :teeth: :goodvibes for all you gave your readers.
 
Vettechick99,

What would I do without you? We are soul sisters to the core...

My husband wants to meet you guys (Although we are old-timers compared to you!) (Early 40 somethings...) But boy do we relate! I tell him all about your sorrid tales and he waits with bated breath for each installment as I do!

Please know we are the "West Coast" versions of you and your hubby, (although maybe worse).....As every bartender in Downtown Disney and Disney Cali Adventure know us by name!!!! OOOPPS!!

As my hubby says, who give's a fuzzy rats A**! We tip very well, so what more do they want! In truth, they usually appear glad to see us...(Well, usually most weeks, but some others...Hmm…oh well)....

Anywho, I'm always laughing and in a great mood whilst sipping my 5th or 10th Chardonnay and reading your posts! Your my Friday night indulgence!

Best,
Mrs. Brando & Mr. Brando
(No we are not related to Marlon, but we do love all things Brando!)

In all honesty I'm actually related to someone sort-of "famous", but would never tell "who" exactly that is!!! (Anyway, he hasn't done much lately! - So who cares!) (Oopps - I hope he's not reading this as I would be in the big "Hollyweird Doghouse"!)

Anywho, keep up the fantastic reports for us Disney Insaner’s...As we live for your posts!
 
Let me be the first to say to Lil' Grumpy

"WHAT"? On second thought, I don't want to know.

Please don't hyjack a great trip report thread.

Enjoying them as usual Ally. If you two are at the F+W this Oct the same time we are we'd love to have a cold one with ya!
 
just subscribing :)

WDW LOVR... I get what you mean about Mr. Grumpy.. but to be honest, I can't tell if they're trying to be mean or nice... It goes back and forth so many times... :confused3
 
OMG...ali.......a cliff hanger!!!!!!!
Will Kory and ali find their keys?
Will Meredith and Dr. McDreamy ever get back together?

Waiting for both answers is EXCRUCIATING!!!!!!!!!

Can't wait to hear more!!!!!!! Love Vettechick's reports (and the comment about Mr. Vettechick cracked me up!!!!!!!) :rotfl2:
 
Totally enjoyed your latest installment...............Loved it :teeth: :thumbsup2
 
OK, I really don't know what to say about that post above. Literally. I'm speechless. Dumbfounded. Should I be insulted or flattered? :duck: Let's move on.

hucifer, you definitely don't have to drink! We do enough for you. :teeth: But I do try to sprinkle some Disney in between the alcohol and food posts. Just for my non-drinkers. ;) Oh, and I sure hope you can convince hubby to take you back before 5 years. No one should have to wait that long!! :sad:

Didn't you write a trip report? You'll have to bump it up...word on da skreet it was hilarious.

Brando and WDW LOVR, bring it on! If we get to go back this year, we'll all meet up at the Adventurer's Club. But you have to be willing to drink a Yeager Bomb. I'm much funnier after you've had one or two.

Thanks everyone for reading. You're all so kind. :love:
 
vettechick99 - Thanks for the great trip report. I'm new here. I think that's obvious due to the whole "earning my ears" thing, but your trip reports are hysterical. Your trip reports are what my trip reports would have been like if DH and I had visited WDW more prior to having kids. Since we now have 3 of them, our trip reports would now have to be more tame, well, except for my little fall out of a golf cart last summer at the Fort Wilderness cabins, but we really don't have to go into that, and the whole messed up shoulder thing, do we? Yes, injuries can happen at the magical WDW too!! I've so enjoyed reading your story!!
 
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