Two more medical ones. These are gross.
First, a very very very heavy lady was hit by a car. Now, she was so big that when we operated on her, we had to put two operating room tables together for her. Now, she was also difficult to turn and in the ICU, they finally got her turned onto her side and started to clean her up...well, in one of her folds, they found an unopened bag of M&M's. No one could see the bag just looking at her; it was deep in the fold!
Another man had some surgery and while he was sitting in the waiting room to be seen by his surgeon post op, he sat in the waiting room picking his scab and eating it right there in the waiting room.
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