Gross Out Game..Not for the weak stomachs!

[onecoolmama]

Ok, here is a game. Let's see who has the grossest stories. I love hearing really gross stories that make me skirm. I know in this crowd there have got to be some doozies!

The rules are the stories have to be true..and nothing perverse..just gross. I'll start!

While in one of our apartments..we were all sitting down at the table. My mom drank her milk and felt something in her mouth. She spit out a HUGE cockroach! Blah!

 

[BeautyLLM]

OK, here's a gross one for ya:

Whale explodes

 

[onecoolmama]

EEEEWWWW!!!! Yup that is gross!

 

[Trish5768]

I used to work for a county courthouse and people would come to me to pay their fines to have their DL reinstated. Well a guy came to get his DL back and I could not give it to him because he still had outstanding fines/fees etc. He got so mad that he spit on me, chew and all. Ruined one of my favorite dresses. It was really gross.

 

[AZKathy]

This was over 20 years ago, but I work in an OR and one of the neurosurgeons removed some worms from a kid's brain. <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_7_207.gif' border=0></a> They were tiny but gross, anyway. I remember them saying something about pork not cooked well. <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_2_5.gif' border=0></a>

 

[julie_yet]

I once ordered a grilled chicken sandwich at a restaurant and when it came out I noticed that the top of the bun was slightly moldy (just barely). So I asked for a new bun. As I'm putting everything onto the new bun I notice this weird black puddle on the lettuce that was under the chicken. It didn't have a smell and at first I thought it was from the charred grill marks on the chicken but there was way too much of it. Feeling brave I tasted a little. It didn'y have a taste but it was gritty like sand. I came to the conclusion that it was mud!

When I told the waitress she said that they must not have washed the lettuce off good enough. Excuse me?! It looked like someone slathered a big old scoop of mud onto my sandwich. Needless to say I did not pay for that meal.

 

[Fishbone†]

I don't think this will beat the "worms in the boy's brain" story, cuz that simply creeps me out, but....

When I was in college in Kentucky, I used travel back and forth by plane...... a lot. I have a strong tendency towards motion sickness, but have only had trouble on a plane one time before (involving three or four attempted landings in a short period of time).

On this particular trip, I was in the middle seat of my row (right over the wing) sandwiched between another young lady on the window side, and a middle aged businessman on the aisle.

Apparently a lady towards the front of the plane suffers the same tendencies, because about a third of the way into a 1.5 plus hour flight, she came down the aisle looking a funny shade of green (and I'm color blind) doing several of those "I'm trying to walk fast, but not move too much" steps.

She was just about parallel with my row when it became evident that she hadn't started this crucial journey quite soon enough.

She was exactly parallel with my row when she gave strong physical evidence of this fact........... all over the business-suited lap of the guy next to me. He had barely analyzed her former lunch choice when he turned (God knows why.......... kink in his neck maybe? ) and shared his previously owned lunch with me. And I didn't even have the courtesy to put my food tray down first!! Well, not wanting to be left out, I took my turn to share my lunch, but for some reason felt obliged to mix it with his..... kind of like a big lunch buffet. Maybe I don't share well, or maybe I'm just not quick enough, but whatever it was, I left the girl next to me out of the game.

She didn't seem upset. Maybe she doesn't like competition..... I didn't ask.

Nope, I didn't ask any questions, I just closed my eyes, and went straight to my happy place for the next hour.... trying desperately to ignore the wet feeling that had begun to saturate my pants, and the strong odor that was permeating the area.

The stewardesses (bless their souls) tried to help..... it was the first time I felt I was truly repulsive to someone. It was futile, and I was losing self-esteem quickly.

I turned down the complimentary peanuts.

 

[MScott1851]

You guys don't EVEN want to play the gross-out game with me...I see, hear, smell, and feel some of the sickest stuff you can possibly imagine from some of the nastiest people ever to walk God's earth in this Memphis inner-city ER...I promise...

 

[onecoolmama]

I am cracking up over here from disgust! Ok, the worms and the throw up are foul! I could picture myself seeing both of those..YUCK!

Ok, I have another one for you. My grandmother was a nurse in WWII. Well, she was on duty and put her drink down to fill out some paperwork. She picked her drink up and took a sip (she was really thirsty.) Only, she didn't grab her drink..she had accidently grabbed a urine specimen that one of the soilders had just turned in!

 

[ebaynut31]

Ok, this is yucky. warning to all!

So back in 1988 I worked in the medical records room in a hospital. It was second shift so I could do a lot of reading of records. Well one lady comes in because she is uncomfortable in her private area. Kinda smelly also. Well when the doctor did his exam, he found a tampon that she forgot to remove. She said it was probably there for about a week!!!! hurl, hurl, hurl.

Now my question is? How can a woman forget about that? there are strings attached you know!

MScott - tell me more!!!!

 

[CamColt]

I cant believe Im actually reading this thread, but I have to say, Fishbone, you have me in absolute hysterics here. Funny thing is that is the one thing I cant stomach, but the way you told the story has me ROFL!

I dont think I can top any of those stories but I did find blood in my dipping sauce for onions rings once. I made DH drive back to the restaurant to show them.

 

[onecoolmama]

Yuck to the blood! That is gross.

I thought of another one...


My mom was working the midnight shift at the hospital. One of her paitents was a rather large gentleman (6'2 & 385lbs) who was schedule for surgery the following morning. I wouldnt even mention the weight, but my mom is a little over 5'3 and she was 8 months pregnant she maybe weighed 120!

Anyway, the gentleman was going into surgery becuase the poot man had not going to the bathroom in a week and a half. They had given him laxtives, juices, anything to work and nothing had. So my mom was just in there checking his heart beat when all of the sudden..he exploded! Well, my mom was trying to help him up to the bathroom, but there was just no stopping it!

It kept coming and coming...finally, when my mom realized that there wasn't anything she could do to stop it...she ran to the bathrooom..puking. She said the walls, the ceiling, the bed, the floor..and yes even my mom was covered in the stuff!

She said it was the most disgusting expierience of her life! She was never pregnant again!

 

[julie_yet]

I have some vomit stories. When my brother was little he had had too much soda at a party and that night as I'm lying on the bottom of our bunk beds he leans over the edge and hurls all over everything, splashing me in the process. The last thing he ate was cake and it wasn't digested very well so there was icing stuck in the carpet. And there was actually an icing rose still intact.

I have another one. When I was about 16 I was at a camp out at a friends house. All the women were inside hanging out while all the guys were out by the fire. In the middle of a game of pool I start to feel nauseous so I take something for it thinking it's all the greasy food I just ate. Wrong! I had the flu. That night I ran across the hall to the bathroom about 12 times. I vomited so violently that besides it coming out of my nose I pulled something in my neck. That's not even the gross part, because I had taken a whole bunch of charcoal capsules it was pitch black. You'd have thought I had the Ebola virus.

 

[KristiKelly]

Okay, I have 2, not as gross as some of these though

1st - A while back, I was in the drive through at the bank about 10:00 am, I noticed there was an older lady in the car beside me with her dentures out - sucking on them. I guess she had some of her breakfast still in them and it was time for a mid-morning snack. YUCK!!!

2nd - Thanksgiving 2002 - My 5y/o DS comes 1/2way down the stairs telling us he "feels like Peter Parker after he got bit by the spider" (That's from SpiderMan, if you didn't see the movie, and he got real sick), well DH & I just assumed that this was just ANOTHER attempt to keep from going to bed, so we say "Okay well, night-night, go back to bed, we love you", He continues to stand there and starts to make a noise. It was that *Ready or not, I'm going to blow* sound, DH took off running to get him to the bathroom, but it was obvious - he wasn't going to make it. We have champagne colored carpet on our stairs so I yell "Get him off the carpet". Yes, I know - how shallow, I'm thinking about the carpet. Anyway, DH gets him to the bottom step in the foyer (foyer has hardwoods) and he BLOWS! Keep in mind, when something with that much force comes out of you and hits a hard surface about 4 feet below, there is a splatter effect - BIG splatter effect. Our foyer is about 8 X 10, steps to front door are 8 or so feet - Puke hit the front door, there was about an 8' radius of vomit, in the living room & dining room, no way in/no way out/no way to clean up, except to,yes, walk through it. I ended up on our front porch gagging from the smell. If this ever happens to you - weigh it out: carpet - harder to clean, but less splatter; hardwoods - easier to clean, but more big splatter. Have a great day and enjoy your dinner!

 

[Pooh67_68]

I jost got done watching Planet's Funniest Animals and someone sent in a tape of an older gentleman letting a small dog lick the inside of his mouth for about 10 to 15 min.

 

[Phrebert]

I work in a motel and was monitoring the hot tub room on the Surveillance camera and had to watch (yuck I still get OOGY!) a couple making babies in the Spa. The worst was the were both about 400 pounds each.

 

[Wish Upon A Star]

Every year at the end of the Summer my sister's church has an outing at a club. The last time we went it was very hot and we all decided to go swimming . . .After I got out of the pool I noticed I had all this "stuff" on me . . .I headed off the the bathroom and proceeded to try and figure out what the heck it was . . it was all inside my bathing suit and really gross. There was some chunky stuff and pieces of sauerkraut and then that's when it hit me . . I swam through someone's puke . .

 

[Melora]

Grossest thing I can think of is when I was teenager I was at work and there was a co worker who was very large and had huge breasts. She had to have breast reduciton surgery because they were actually hurting her. So after she had the surgery and came back to work apparently she had some leakage from her wounds and had to wear absorbant pads in her bra. Well one day I went into the bathroom and she had left some that she changed all full of ooze, blood and yuck on the sink...

I still gag when I think about it...

 

[phamton]

Both my sister and I have a fear of cockroaches. One day she saw a huge cockroach (Palmetto bug) and so she sprayed it with Raid. She didn't want to pick it up because those suckers take awhile to die. The cockroach was lying on the kitchen floor on its back but its feet were still moving. She left it there to die knowing her husband would be home soon to dispose of it for her.

A few minutes later she saw her toddler with bug legs sticking out of his mouth. Yep, he was eating the cockroach, Raid and all. Even though she was afraid of the cockroach she did manage to get it out of his mouth and then called poison control to make sure the Raid wouldn't hurt him.

Now my story: I was with my family and my sister's family at a park where we had hidden Easter Eggs for our kids and were having a picnic. I looked up and saw one of my twins (age 3 years old) drinking out of a coke can. At first, I thought my sister had given him a coke. I looked closer and saw it was an old beer can. He had found it in the park, not only was there a few swallows of beer still in it but an old wet cigarette was in the can.

 

[AmazingGrace]

When I was about seven, we lived in an apartment with hardwood floors. One night, I felt sick, didn't make it to the bathroom and hurled on the floor in the hallway. My mom heard me wretching and came running down the hallway and proceeded to slip in my puke, and fall flat on her butt. Boy, was she not pleased. I sat in the bathroom puking and laughing so hard, I thought I'd bust something. I'm still laughing picturing her going splat in the puke!!! Talk about a kodak moment!!!!