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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been
checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve
to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass
eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He
reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
hands it back.
"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make
it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together,
and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater
followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she
asks him if he would like to come to her place for a
nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning. The
next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are
you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she
replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been
checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve
to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass
eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He
reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
hands it back.
"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make
it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together,
and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater
followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she
asks him if he would like to come to her place for a
nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning. The
next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are
you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she
replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."
