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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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Mastermind
A man in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the
Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past
security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out
of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make
such an obvious error, he replied:
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make da Van Gogh."
A man in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the
Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past
security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out
of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make
such an obvious error, he replied:
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make da Van Gogh."