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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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Sesame Street Bus
There was this guy who just got a new job as a school
bus driver for elementary school children. He thought
it would be nice to paint the school bus with characters
from Sesame Street. So, he painted Bert and Ernie, Big
Bird, The Cookie Monster and so forth. At his first stop,
there was this very over-weight little girl. He opened
the door and said, " Hi, I'm the new bus driver. What
is your name?" The girl said that her name was Pattie.
Waiting at the next stop was another over-weight little
girl. He said, "Hi, I'm the new bus driver. What is your
name?" She said that her name was Pattie also.
At the next stop, there was a grown woman and a little
boy. The bus driver said, "Hi, I'm the new bus driver.
What is your name?" The woman piped up and said, "His
name is Ross and he is my son." She continued, "He is
very, very special, so I want you to take extra good
care of him." The bus driver replied, "No problem." "He
can have this seat right behind me and I can watch him
really good in the mirror."
At the next stop, there was this little country boy
standing there. The little boy was wearing tattered
overalls and had no shoes or socks on his feet. The poor
little boy had problems walking because of bunions all
over his feet. The bus driver said, "Hi, I'm the new bus
driver. What is your name?" The little boy replied, "My
name is Lester Cleese."
Well, little Lester picked at his bunions all the way to
the schoolhouse, nearly driving the driver crazy. Later
that night, at home, his wife asked him how his first day
on the new job was.
The man replied:
Well, I had Two Obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Cleese
Picking Bunions On A Sesame Street Bus."
There was this guy who just got a new job as a school
bus driver for elementary school children. He thought
it would be nice to paint the school bus with characters
from Sesame Street. So, he painted Bert and Ernie, Big
Bird, The Cookie Monster and so forth. At his first stop,
there was this very over-weight little girl. He opened
the door and said, " Hi, I'm the new bus driver. What
is your name?" The girl said that her name was Pattie.
Waiting at the next stop was another over-weight little
girl. He said, "Hi, I'm the new bus driver. What is your
name?" She said that her name was Pattie also.
At the next stop, there was a grown woman and a little
boy. The bus driver said, "Hi, I'm the new bus driver.
What is your name?" The woman piped up and said, "His
name is Ross and he is my son." She continued, "He is
very, very special, so I want you to take extra good
care of him." The bus driver replied, "No problem." "He
can have this seat right behind me and I can watch him
really good in the mirror."
At the next stop, there was this little country boy
standing there. The little boy was wearing tattered
overalls and had no shoes or socks on his feet. The poor
little boy had problems walking because of bunions all
over his feet. The bus driver said, "Hi, I'm the new bus
driver. What is your name?" The little boy replied, "My
name is Lester Cleese."
Well, little Lester picked at his bunions all the way to
the schoolhouse, nearly driving the driver crazy. Later
that night, at home, his wife asked him how his first day
on the new job was.
The man replied:
Well, I had Two Obese Patties, Special Ross, Lester Cleese
Picking Bunions On A Sesame Street Bus."
