Grant a Wish Game!

[disneyworldluvr349]

Granted but you got an F on it.

I wish that I was a ballerina.

 

[poisoned apple]

granted, but you trip and fall and break something...

i wish i could dance really good...

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

Granted but you break a leg. (Kind of the same idea there)


I wish that I could see heaven without dying.

 

[poisoned apple]

granted, but now you never die...

i wish i was better at being a friend in real life...

 

[Sports Blondie]

granted, but because of your extreme kindness EVERYONE wants to be your friend and i mean EVERYONE

I wish that i had a bf

 

[poisoned apple]

granted, but he's a jerk...

i wish more ppl were on AIM right now...

 

[WORLDwarQUIFFLE]

granted.
but, you have to get off.

I wish my science project was finished

 

[poisoned apple]

granted, but you get an F on it...

i wish i didn't have algebra hw...

 

[Sports Blondie]

granted, but you get in some class that you hate

I wish that i had more friends

 

[poisoned apple]

granted, but now all your friends are anorexic...

i wish i could sing better...

 

[DonaldDuck4LifeDUCK]

granted but then a giant pig eats you @_@

i wish i had a mint shake right now..

 

[Sports Blondie]

granted but you drink it too fast and get sick

i wish more people were talking to me on AIM

 

[DonaldDuck4LifeDUCK]

granted but then ur computer blows up

i wish i had a pet rock named fredriko

 

[Sports Blondie]

granted but you lose the rock

i wish that i was good at history

 

[DonaldDuck4LifeDUCK]

granted but then the part of your brain that knows history gets sucked out by man-eating wildabeasts

i wish i was taller

 

[poisoned apple]

granted, but then you are like a giant and everyone is scared of you...

i wish i had a pet rock...

 

[DonaldDuck4LifeDUCK]

granted but it eats you

i wish i was larger

 

[poisoned apple]

granted, but now everyone avoids you...

i wish i was the coolest person ever...

 

[DonaldDuck4LifeDUCK]

granted but then the second coolest person ate you so they could be coolest

i wish i had a extra large shake again

 

[poisoned apple]

granted, but then you drank it too fast and you got the hiccups...

i wish hiccups no longer existed...