Grant a Wish Game!

[pacificnorthwester]

granted but no such luck!! lol

I wish I could lose five pounds in the next two seconds.

 

[CrazyChik]

granted but in the two seconds after that you regain them

i wish for everlasting youth

 

[pacificnorthwester]

Granted but the world grows old and decays around you. . .

I wish for perfect true unending love! Try and ruin that!

 

[CrazyChik]

granted but you stole everyone elses love in doing so and they hated you so they murdered you(but the love didnt die just the person )

i wish i could eat

 

[BandGeek911]

Granted, but you get food poisoning



I wish for my acne to go away forever.

 

[poisoned apple]

granted but your friends want to know how you do it and you tell them about me and they call you a liar and they will kill you...

i wish that i could sing better and that everyone loved me...

 

[Katchakat]

Granted, but the paparazzi won't leave you alone, and they track down all the mistakes you had done through your life. You're miserable in other words.

I wish I had a life..

 

[zorilla10]

Granted, but you waste it on the Internet.

I wish school started earlier.

 

[Vanillakiss]

Granted but an evil cheez nip dictater controls is


i wish i could eat all the fudge brownies in the world and not gain a pound

 

[CrazyChik]

granted but they make you lose weight and you die of anorexia

i wish i had wings

 

[Starfire]

Granted.But they strangely disappear when your flying in the air!!
(and then you fall!)



I wish it was warm weather today!

 

[CASTAWAYCAYCUTIE]

granted but it is like 156767 degrees outside

i wish i had my own (good) camera

 

[Starfire]

granted.But you dropped it and it broke


I wish I had lots of money

 

[poisoned apple]

granted but you spend it on pointless things...

i wish i could sing better...

 

[Arielfn93]

granted..but now you are a horrible dancer

I wish my braces were off...

 

[CASTAWAYCAYCUTIE]

granted but your teeth still arent fixed

i wish i could get the electives i wanted

 

[Starfire]

Granted.But it hurt when they took them off


I wish I was in Florida

 

[poisoned apple]

granted but there was a hurricane and you died...

i wish that i could be one of the dancing bananas?...

 

[disneydramadiva]

granted but there was a hurricane and you died...

i wish that i could be one of the dancing bananas?...

Oh my. Gratnted, but you are now two- dimensional.

I wish that I could be an Imagineer

 

[pacificnorthwester]

Granted but you invent something that destroys part of WDW and you get fired.

I wish My brother were home from his mission.