Gotta love dogs....

[binny]

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?


Golden Retriever: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole
lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out
light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. Not only that, but I'll replace any wiring
that's
not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. What are servants for?
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a
light bulb?

 

[disykat]

Ruxie, the Miniature Schnauzer: Why are you talking about lightbulbs? You should be paying more attention to ME! ME ME ME!

 

[dianeschlicht]

Airedale...YOU do it! I have better things to do!

 

[luvmydogs]

(See my username)

 

[adamak]

Shelties :
I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it, I will. I will. Show me. Show me NOW. Wait, let me run in circles first. Wait. I will. Oh, wait. What am I suppose to do? Run in circles. I'll do whatever. Wait. Oh I'm having an anxiety attack. Never mind. Just love me please. PLEASE?

 

[nativetxn]

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out
light bulb?

Yep that sounds about right