Goofyposter
Director of Farmland Defense
- Joined
- Oct 18, 2001
- Messages
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Groosch!!
Happy St. Paddy's Day!!
It's groanner be a great day!
Did you hear about the man who wanted to sound Irish?
.....He decided to go for brogue!
What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?
......A jig mistake!
What would you get if you crossed an Irish landmark with a Stone Age cartoon character?
.....Blarney Rubble!
What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
........A rash of good luck!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron go bragh and all that Irish talk!
What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
..........."Top o' the moaning!"
What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
....... A bachelor!
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
....... He's Dublin over with laughter!
What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?
..........A little green with a croak of gold!
What's Irish and stays out all night?
........ Patty O'furniture!
Have A Great Day Everybody!!
Happy St. Paddy's Day!!
It's groanner be a great day!


Did you hear about the man who wanted to sound Irish?
.....He decided to go for brogue!
What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?
......A jig mistake!
What would you get if you crossed an Irish landmark with a Stone Age cartoon character?
.....Blarney Rubble!
What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
........A rash of good luck!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron go bragh and all that Irish talk!
What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
..........."Top o' the moaning!"
What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
....... A bachelor!
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
....... He's Dublin over with laughter!
What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?
..........A little green with a croak of gold!
What's Irish and stays out all night?
........ Patty O'furniture!

Have A Great Day Everybody!!