Goofy's....Galway Groans?....

Goofyposter

Director of Farmland Defense
Joined
Oct 18, 2001
Groosch!!

Happy St. Paddy's Day!!

It's groanner be a great day! :teeth:




Did you hear about the man who wanted to sound Irish?
.....He decided to go for brogue!

What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?
......A jig mistake!

What would you get if you crossed an Irish landmark with a Stone Age cartoon character?
.....Blarney Rubble!

What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
........A rash of good luck!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron go bragh and all that Irish talk!

What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
..........."Top o' the moaning!"

What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
....... A bachelor!

How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
....... He's Dublin over with laughter!

What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?
..........A little green with a croak of gold!

What's Irish and stays out all night?
........ Patty O'furniture!




Have A Great Day Everybody!!
 

Pam

DIS Veteran
Joined
Feb 7, 2000
GP-
You're definitely full of blarney and bologna this morning!!:p

Erin Go Bragh!!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
 

Saffron

Palm Tree Hugger
Joined
Apr 28, 2001
Oh! No more "Marenin's" from me! I like this much better:

What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
..........."Top o' the moaning!"

Top o' the moaning, GP! :teeth:

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CathyCanada

<font color=teal>The <b>Fluffy</b> Former Webmaste
Joined
Apr 21, 2000
groan....... :p

Thanks for the smile, GP and Happy St. Paddy's Day to you!
CC
 

Dream

DIS Veteran
Joined
Jul 17, 2001
LOL! Me thinks a little leprechaun dropped a pot of puns in GPs lap this morning!!!
Happy St. Patricks day GP!!:teeth: :teeth: :teeth:
 

iluvorlando

<font color=green>Queen of DIS dorks<br><font colo
Joined
Jan 17, 2002
Boy, you're really earning that tag today aren't ya GP!

Happy St Patricks day to ya!:)
 

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