Goofy....NASCAR Fast Food???

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Groosch!!

There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver.
He went along to the track and asked if he could drive.
The racing team manager said, 'Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail.'

The Snail was OK about this is so he entered the race.
The race started and the snail's car was at the back...

...but suddenly he sped to the front, over-taking all the cars and won!!


As the spectators saw the Snail speed past them,

they yelled....






..........'WOW! LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!!'
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Have A Great Day Everybody!!!
 
LOL, that one was cute.

mornin gp :wave:
 
So how much moey did the race organizers have to shell out in prize money to the snail?
 
Good for the snail!!! Hey really slimed em huh GP??

So I guess the pace car must have really moved at a snail's pace !!!
 

snicker snicker...S car go!!....hee hee....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
 
The race was close most of the way, the leaders were jockeying back and forth. You might say it was a real slugfest until the snail passed them.
 
Funny old joke. But, how does a joke about a snail who wants to be in Formula One get a title like NASCAR fast food? Oy! :rolleyes:

Sorry... I gotta remember to keep the open-wheel racing fan and the Disney fan in me separated.
 
It's okay Magix, I thought the same thing, but there is no point being Petty about the differences ;) GP meant well!

Still, I wonder if having the proper antenna is the winning formula for Indy or Stock?
 
Originally posted by alabamaalan
It's okay Magix, I thought the same thing, but there is no point being Petty about the differences ;) GP meant well!

Still, I wonder if having the proper antenna is the winning formula for Indy or Stock?
I'm not much of a race fan, so I don't have an Unser to your question.:rolleyes:
 
Yeah... sorry. It's just that I had nothing better to do - it's a Bourdais for me. (Anybody? Anybody?)
 


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